The Uncut Bible

Old Wumpard’s Uncut Bible

Some people just can’t get enough of Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible. We call these people Fundamentalist Lunatics and, ordinarily, we would like nothing better than to have nothing to do with Fundamentalist Lunatics. However, since switching my content management system to WordPress I’ve been able to write a few plugins […]

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That Uncut Bible

I know what you’re thinking: surely to goodness there can’t possibly be more previously-hidden passages from the one-and-only, complete, uncut Old Wumpard’s Uncensored Bible, can there? There sure can! Are you kneeling comfortably? Then we’ll begin.

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More Uncut Bible

Congressmen stalk teenage boys! Countries threaten nuclear tests! Tottenham Hotspur players cheat to win games! Gunmen really have it in for schools! In these trying times – perhaps trying end-times – we need to take some time out and look to the good book for comfort. I’ve misplaced my copy […]

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The Bible: Uncut

Christianity is the religion for you if choice is high on your agenda! Don’t like the New International version of the Bible? Try the American Standard version! Trusty old King James Bible doesn’t fit in with your sheep-rustling lifestyle? Maybe Young’s Literal Translation is more up your alley! There are […]

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