Sometimes, it takes too much to get the message across.
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Stories
Stories that I wrote with my own little hands. To understand quite why some of these stories border on the weird or, in many cases, fall right over the border of weird into downright loopy then you’ll probably need to read the About page and appreciate that this site hasn’t always been just travel-related.
Thief
Mike took a shortcut through the park one day. It was the day that Medusa did the same. Poor old Mike.
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Underwater Sports
Geoff isn’t quite like the other sea turtles. He has aspirations and a love for sports he’d like to share.
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Flying The Flag
Two flies having a chat on a flower. It’s what they do.
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Regret
Hindsight is a curse that serves only to layer the emotion of regret on us.
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The Barber Shop
Short story about a Barber Shop and the view from the window.
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City Of The Amazons
I opened the door as the echo of the ringing bell finally faded to nothing in the stone hallway and was instantly blinded by the sunshine that flowed in and around the silhouette of a buxom young woman standing there. I blinked and shielded my eyes. “Albert’s girth!” I exclaimed. […]
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Alberto Frog’s Coffee Problem
“Oh, Alberto Frog, thank you!” said Father Leopold. “Thank you for saving the church fête with your charity orchestral performance.” “An absolute pleasure,” said the orchestra’s conductor, beaming widely. “How ever can I thank you?” asked the priest. “Well…” said Alberto. “Um… Er…” Zebra knew what he was going to […]
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All Ears
“I’m all ears,” I said as I lowered myself onto the tree stump opposite the doctor. The doctor fished one hand into a worn-looking pocket in his coat and pulled out a short wooden pipe. Over the next couple of minutes he also retrieved tobacco and a lighter and proceeded […]
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The Alliteration Assassin
The mirror’s steamed up on account of all the hot, wet bodies sheltering from the rain but the obscured reflection that greets me still looks haggard. I’ve been putting the decision off long enough and it’s not as if the weather’s going to improve any time soon so I down […]
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