Scarlett Johansson's Mouth
12 Apr 2007 14:33 by Mark
Does anyone else find Scarlett Johansson's mouth distracting?And not good distracting, or excuse me but I'm off to the bathroom for five - no, make that three! - minutes distracting, but just plain old distracting.
I can't even say exactly what I find so distracting about her mouth. The lips look ... wrong. When she smiles one half of one of her lips sneers while part of the other one flattens or something. Or does it? I don't even know if that's possible or if that's even happening. Or maybe the upper lip inflates and deflates when her mouth opens while the lower one extends outwards slightly. Or do her lower teeth retract inside her jaw when she sneer-smiles unbalancing the mouthal area? A clear example of the distractingness of the distracting lips on the distracting mouth of Scarlett Johansson. I can't even tell what is so distracting about her mouth due to its awesome powers to distract my cognitive functions.
Perhaps it is a mouth that can only be understood through the medium of poety. Wordsworth-style.
I wondered oddly at Scarlett Johansson's mouth
That expands bizarrely o'er cheeks and chin,
When all at once I became distracted;
A lip, transcending this dimension.
Within the skin, beneath the nose,
Staring intently, my confusion grows.
Or through art. Klimt-style.
Or through an animated GIF.
Or perhaps it simply cannot be understood at all.
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Moi?? Old?? Bitter?? Tired of doing math to comment?? No!! Course not!!
I hope the cow sits on a box of tacks.
*cough*
ps: do you like jolie's lips ?? maybe you're just a type of guy, who finds big lips not so affecting ? the eye of the beholder, so to say.
Cause I think their lips are completing their personalities perfectly...
never mind....
Babs: I think that's just plain old-fashioned woman-on-woman (phrase inserted for search engines, snigger) jealousy. And unfounded!
Ally: I love big lips. Jolie's lips ... wonderful. Emily Browning ... wonderful. Scarlett Johansson's lips ... aarghh! Don't look directly at them! That's when they strike! It's all so inexplicably inexplicable.
I can admire openly honest jealousy (Babs) and empathise whole-heartedly (being no Brad Pitt myself, by any stretch of the imagination – more Arm Pitt I would say).
But Mark - I can only assume you are some sort of Adonis, able to brashly cast aside a girl with those looks on such an unfathomable charge as wrong looking lips.
Please be assured I did not post this comment lightly. I have spent an afternoon thoroughly researching the topic (so much so I was too tired almost forgot to post this comment). Having gone to all this effort I feel obliged to ally with Ally – unable as I am to find fault with the wondrous countenance of fair Scarlett. Not wanting to clutter this post with the hundreds of few high quality images I downloaded as part of my exhausting exhaustive research might I suggest the dissenters (and in particular you, good Mark) peruse http://www.alrincon.com/destacado/scarlettjoha/1.htm in order to perhaps re-evaluate your harsh appraisal?
Oh – and I hope you feel proud of yourself - forcing a naive and impressionable internet novice such as myself to visit these sorts of sites on a chivalrous crusade to protect a young lady's honour in the face of such wanton detraction.
Mavis, thanks for your comment. I've decided to get a hobby. It's Latin American Dance Fighting.
As for becoming replication material, I've often said I'd give my right arm for a night with Scarlett. Do you think one arm would be enough material? She's probably quite petite and I do have fat arms.