Exclusive X-Files Merchandise

24 Jul 2008 11:17 by Mark

If you're a fan of David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson's characters of Mulder and Scully then it probably won't have escaped your attention that The X-Files: I Want To Believe is hitting cinemas right about now. It certainly didn't escape the attention of neOnbubble Movie Merchandising And School Dinners Enterprises GmbH who have teamed up with Fox (the company, not the character) to produce a web-only (no shops would stock them!) exclusive line of X-Files related gifts.

If you're an X-Files fan then you can't not possibly not want to not miss out on not purchasing one of these top quality products.

David Duchovny's The X-Files: I Want To Beekeep
X-Files: Beekeep

If you've ever wondered just why it is that Mulder repeatedly talks about bees during X-Files episodes then wonder no more! In real life David Duchovny is a keen apiarist and he reached an agreement with series creator Chris Carter during the second season to slip in bee references in return for all the honey Carter could eat.

Now you can keep bees just like David with this officially licensed beginner's beekeeping kit from neOnbubble Movie Merchandising And School Dinners Enterprises GmbH. Included in David Duchovny's The X-Files: I Want To Beekeep is:
  • 1 Duchovny Class Hive
  • 8 Deep Waxed Frames
  • 8 Medium Waxed Frames
  • Entrance Reducer
  • Porous Bee Gloves with embroidered David Duchovny signature
  • 8" Hive Tool
  • Stainless Steel Smoker
  • Beekeeping Outfit with X-Files patch on the back
It's true! David likes honey with his Tea!

Agent Dana Skully
Skully

Having your very own lifesize and anatomically-correct Agent Dana Scully doll that you cared for, talked to, dressed, and kept with you in the bedroom at night - to protect you from the Greys! - would be just plain weird and if there's one thing that X-Files fans aren't then it's just plain weird.

But they are a tad weird and that's why any X-Files fan worth his or her salt will just be dying to part with their money for this skinless, head-only replica of Gillian Anderson's FBI agent, punningly named "Agent Dana Skully". With realistic hair and a permanent doubting look across the plaster skull's brow it will be just like having the character in your own home if you lived the life of a serial killer.

For quality X-Files movie merchandise you simply cannot beat neOnbubble Movie Merchandising And School Dinners Enterprises GmbH.


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Athena
LMAO @ the beekeepers suit. Good one.
24 Jul 2008 16:24
Les
If I think of beekeeping when I go to see this movie there will be hell to pay.
24 Jul 2008 17:58
That bee keeper image totally fucking pwns.
24 Jul 2008 22:23
lol..classic.
25 Jul 2008 13:28
Ha!

My favorite part about the "I Want to Beekeep" set is the disclaimer on the box "David Duchovny Not Included". LOL!
26 Jul 2008 06:16
I'm going to be having nightmares about Duchovny's "8-inch Hive Tool" for weeks now, thanks.
26 Jul 2008 23:21
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