Disappointing 2010 Movie Sequels

27 Dec 2009 13:30 by Mark

Now, I'm not the sort of person who will openly say that Hollywood is a lazy, lying entity that has run out of ideas and is content to rehash old films and brazenly exploit existing movie franchises in order to make vast amounts of money for little effort and huge profits in this era of rampant piracy that is destroying the flourishing industry that is flourishing so flourishingly in this aforementioned piratical period but I am the sort of person who will mention it in opening and rambling paragraphs about cinematic releases in order to embellish the content of that which I'm writing.

Like that!

I'm also the sort of person who will support my opinion that the movie industry is long overdue a kick up the backside by presenting a few of 2010's upcoming releases which, quite frankly, are an insult to the average cinemagoer in the world. Not that I go to the cinema, of course; it's full of people and you know how they annoy me.



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