Puns For Dads #1: The Flan

13 Feb 2008 17:00 by Mark

Are you a new dad who wants a headstart on embarrassing your offspring with puns at inappropriate moments?

Or are you a dad who just needs a refresher course in eliciting groans of despair at family gatherings?

Then sit back and enjoy part 1 of this unmissable internet guide to Puns For Dads.

Today we'll be looking at the humble flan; occasionally wheeled out at family meals, this bastion of food provides a large number of puns guaranteed to make your children die a little inside.

Scenario: On first seeing the flan

• Well, flancy that!
• Blimey! That's flantastic!
• That looks so delicious I could dance the flandango.
• Someone sound a flanfare!

Scenario: Praising the flan-maker

• This is so good it deserves flanmail
• Did you flan to make it this tasty?
• You must be the man with the flan!
• The filling's sweeter than a Flan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
• This can't be real. It's more like a flantasy.
• Flankyou very much for this.

Scenario: Referencing movies to increase cringing

• It's certainly no Flantom Menace!
• It goes down easier than Flan 9 From Outer Space!
• Did you find this in the Fland That Time Forgot?
• Was this produced by Flancis Ford Coppola by any chance?