Picture Captions

The following posts are picture posts with witty captions attached to them. Or not-so witty captions. There are definitely captions attached though; I'm pretty sure of that. Their actual wittiness is a matter of perspective; my superior perspective or your limited one.

• Flickr Captions #17
  20 Aug 2008 13:10 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 0)
  
  The end of the sci-fi fancy dress competition saw Roj Blake beat Jean-Luc Picard in the sweat off.
• Flickr Captions #16
  01 Jul 2008 11:42 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 4)
  
  The club had certainly delivered on its promise of 'Original Lapdances' and 'Fresh Pussy'.
• Flickr Captions #15
  29 May 2008 12:57 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 2)
  
  For what Mike and Jerry wanted it was decided that a wishbone just wouldn't be enough.
• Flickr Captions #14
  29 Apr 2008 09:48 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 2)
  
  Someone had swapped the Brad Pitt movie with the Miracle Of Prostates.
• Flickr Captions #13
  07 Apr 2008 12:38 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 2)
  
  In horror Gina realised that the slimy appendage touching her neck probably wasn't a tentacle at all.
• Flickr Captions #12
  05 Mar 2008 13:22 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 3)
  
  Robin was right; Batman shouldn't have hired the gay designers to re-paint the Batcave.
• Flickr Captions #11
  22 Feb 2008 18:30 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 1)
  
  In horror Jeff realised the old camp tales of the invisible floating testicle were true!
• Flickr Captions #10
  07 Feb 2008 20:31 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 1)
  
  Jill was pleased she'd brought along the cyanide pill on her blind date with Ted the accountant.
• Flickr Captions #9
  21 Jan 2008 09:22 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 4)
  
  The hormone treatment did have some side-effects. Jenny's chest hair was far softer, for instance.
• Flickr Captions #8
  17 Dec 2007 12:39 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 2)
  
  It just didn't seem that Posh Spice was really putting the effort into her famed, showbiz parties any more.
• Flickr Captions #7
  26 Nov 2007 13:07 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 3)
  
  Janet's cake-snorting trick was the surprise hit of the office party.
• Flickr Captions #6
  12 Nov 2007 11:37 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 3)
  
  Blackie's conjoined twin was a continual impediment in attracting the ladies.
• Flickr Captions #5
  25 Oct 2007 10:26 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 6)
  
  The girls were over the moon with the new Männ design of vase from Ikea.
• Flickr Captions #4
  18 Oct 2007 19:57 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 4)
  
  You too can find true love at the Satanic Dating Agency.
• Flickr Captions #3
  16 Oct 2007 11:56 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 3)
  
  It was going to be the best boating trip ever until Sam sneezed in the cocaine.
• Flickr Captions #2
  09 Oct 2007 15:27 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 3)
  
  Education for girls under scrutiny as response to question "What is the square root of 9?" produces mixed results.
• Flickr Captions #1
  06 Oct 2007 10:50 by Captain Caption - (Comments: 3)
  
  "So, anyway, this mouse I almost caught in the garden? Yeah, it was this big!"