Exclusive Picture! Prince William Fighting In Asia
01 Mar 2008 14:22 by Mark
They're calling him "Warrior King William!"British Royal Prince William has been fighting in Asia since late December and has been directly involved in unarmed combat.
This new exclusive revelation follows on just hours after the exclusive revelation that Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report exclusively revealed exclusive revelations he'd read in two other media publications - Australia's New Idea and Germany's Bild - exclusively revealing Prince William's brother Harry had also been fighting in the Asian region.
Prince William, a relative newcomer to the world of Muay Thai boxing, and second in line to the throne of Britain, has been a "rather smashing combatant" and "surprisingly adept at roundhouse sweeps."
Prince William is taking part in a tournament of amateurs in the Thai capital, Bangkok.
Ministry of Defense and Clarence House refuse all comment. Close friends have managed to keep the prince away from the local brothels and have encouraged fellow Brits on holiday in the region to stay quiet.
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