Awards
The internet is full of awards. I mean, really full. Everywhere you go: yep, there's another award. Cynical people will claim that internet awards are a self-serving promotional tool designed to attract traffic back to their own sites and their common usage should be banned under penalty of toenail-removal. But do they really differ all that much from physical awards? Surely, the Oscars simply promote not use a Torrent site for an evening and the Grammys promote the sterling work of the record industry in stifling freedoms, suppressing musical diversity, and getting ever richer. By comparison, then, internet awards are harmless. Uglier, but harmless.
It is, therefore, with great pleasure that I am willing to accept the following internet awards for this site.
