Posted By Mark on Jul 31, 2006 | 12 comments
July 31, 2006
last night a girl from the internets came over to my house. she wanted to surf, so i showed her my mouse. she giggled and surfed, and surfed and giggled. as my trusty mouse double clicked, and made her wiggle.
oh yeah, we too got very hot and we sweated a lot.
Optical or ball?
August 1, 2006
i tried to keep this PG and look what you did? you dirty, dirty man.
I notice you didn’t answer. I’m going to assume ball with a scroll wheel.
August 3, 2006
brought a tear to my eye so it did.
So that’s where you vanished to.
August 6, 2006
I would sooo fuck Johnny Depp. Seriously.
My other half saw your picture on TMYK and thought you were the most interesting of the bunch there and probably the one she’d most like to talk to. I’ll let her know you have the same taste in men. That’ll make her day. It’s made mine.
August 8, 2006
Hang on.. everyone would fuck Johnny Depp.
And hello ! Yes i was hiding there.
Mark said …My other half saw your picture on TMYK and thought you were the most interesting of the bunch there and probably the one she’d most like to talk to. I’ll let her know you have the same taste in men. That’ll make her day. It’s made mine.
I don’t think you all too much to worry about unless of course a terrifying series of events occurs that being becoming heavily intoxicated on absinth and cocaine, hopping a plane to your island to join one of those dart tournaments I’ve been seeing on the Eastern Seaboard Propaganda Network A.K.A. the "Booya Network" A.K.A. ESPN for no other reason than to spank those O1 playin’ assholes (real men prefer dirty crickets) and to choke out that dick plant who stands match side yelling "toon etaaaaaa", or give him a throat lozenge and tell him to shut the fuck up at the very least, and your "girlfriend" (knod knod wink wink nudge nudge) bears a striking resemblance to the aforementioned Mr. Depp in which case you sir will find a whole new meaning to the phrase "on the outside looking in". Suffice it to say your Daiseykins is in good hands…for now.
Besides all that you are just a pup yet and I am sure so is your girl. If it’s all the same to you I prefer mine a bit older. To prove that point here’s another picture of me in that get up with my wife ex-wife.
P.S. Make with the clues fuckface or the puppy gets it.
August 9, 2006
Good lord.. is that a real person’s comment?
Marky dear, can you translate please? I’m very confused.
(and more than i little turned on. Look at that hair and shirt!)
DD – it certainly is a real person’s comment. You can find pictures of (almost) all the members of the TMYK forum here:
Including some dashing photos of Mr Malice.
But you think you’re turned on now? Just wait: he’s single, he’s rich, he knows a thing or two about cars, he likes to walk in the park during moonlight while writing poetry, and he devotes his spare time to rescuing squirrels trapped in amber and finding a cure for stubbing your toe on chair legs when you’re not wearing shoes. He’s my hero.
Malice: my other half bears no resemblance to Johnny Depp and, since I don’t either, it means we should both be safe from your lusting lunges should you ever appear on our shores. Safeish.
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