Wet Wimbledon

Wimbledon has today announced new plans to combat the scourge of rain. Players will now be expected to play through wet conditions. Ballboys and ballgirls will require bronze medal certification in swimming to reduce the risk of drowning. Tim Henman’s nickname during the tournament will change from "Tiger Tim" to "Tiger Shark Tim". And then "Out Of The Tournament Early Again Tim" of course.

Wet Wimbledon

Author: Mark

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