Valentine's Day Roses

Posted by Mark on Feb 13, 2012 | 6 Comments

Or rose's with an apostrophe if you're the writer of the sign on the stall.

A woman picks up eight of the wooden roses, possibly because of the significance of tomorrow, that being one of the many dates throughout the year contrived to get people spending for no real reason; for just this one day do something that you should do anyway but make sure you cough up some money for it. Ah, gets you right here doesn't it?

Romantic? Not me.

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6 Comments

Feb13

Erwin Vindl

Most of these days are only good for business …

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Feb13

Static Jones

At least wooden roses don't die…? Nah, still a cliche V-day gift. I'm getting the wifey a dozen green onions…she's cooking the meal after all. =P

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Feb13

Static Jones

And maybe a mop so she can cleanup afterwards. XD
I am soooo getting my ass kicked if she reads this.

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Feb13

Mark Hooper

Screenshot taken; will post to your Facebook wall at earliest inconvenience.

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Feb14

Static Jones

Green pwnion lulz ftw!!!1

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Feb14

Cl En

Nice, but get closer next time. My 2 cents

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