The Cone Of Shame

"I feel like an idiot."

"You're fine."

"I look stupid."

"You look fine. Trust me."

"No. I really look stupid. Everyone will stare at me."

"Nobody will pay you any attention. They've seen it all before. Hell, they've seen far worse."

"You're just saying that. I look stupid."

"You don't look stupid. Please, can we just go out?"

"I don't know if I can cope with people staring at me all the time."

"They won't notice you. I promise."

"You're just saying that."

"Look, I'll stick a transparent cone around my neck and nobody will even see your shoes."

"You'd do that for me?"

"Let's go."

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Author: Mark

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