"I feel like an idiot."
"I look stupid."
"You look fine. Trust me."
"No. I really look stupid. Everyone will stare at me."
"Nobody will pay you any attention. They've seen it all before. Hell, they've seen far worse."
"You're just saying that. I look stupid."
"You don't look stupid. Please, can we just go out?"
"I don't know if I can cope with people staring at me all the time."
"They won't notice you. I promise."
"You're just saying that."
"Look, I'll stick a transparent cone around my neck and nobody will even see your shoes."
"You'd do that for me?"
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