The Bear Tree

Bears grow well in temperate climates but it's when you get greater than average rainfall – such as that currently otherwise blighting the south of England – that the crops really thrive. Over the past few months one of the largest sectors for employment growth has been for bear pickers as it's vitally important to make sure every last one is plucked from the bear tree branches at just the right time; the only drawback to bumper bear growths is that those that ripen and fall to the ground naturally often go on to terrorise neighbourhoods, savage locals, and – worst of all – steal pic-a-nic baskets.

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  1. Hahaha…
    There are same grat pics in your profile.
    I think I will follow you for a while…

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  2. There are also rich harvests to be had from the bumpers of rubbish collection lorries :). Love the profile pic. Battle of the Planets was a huge fave of mine growing up. Was just talking about it with friends the other day.

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