The Barber Shop Window

"And what can I do for you today, sir?"

"Just a little off the back and sides, and thin it out a bit, please."

"Certainly."

snip… snip…

"Lovely weather we're having."

"Mmmm, yes."

snip… snip…

"Going on holiday this year?"

"No, probably not."

"Understandable. The economy's still in a bit of a mess, isn't it?"

"You said it."

snip… snip…

"Okay then, that looks about right to me… any gel or wax on it?"

"Er, yes. Gel please."

"Gel it is."

"Ooh! That's cold!"

"Well, the testicles are very sensitive, sir."

"You're telling me. Well, thank you anyway. Lovely view out of this window."

"Many people say so. Would you mind giving me a hand up from the floor? I'm not as young as I used to be."

Google+: View post on Google+

Author: Mark

Share This Post On

6 Comments

  1. That was an unexpected ending. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Super shot and story. Thank you for entertaining us with your brilliant stories. +Mark Hooper

    Post a Reply

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *