North Laine area, Brighton, Saturday
"Get your load of old tat here! Load of old tat for sale! Really cheap! That's the prices, not the tat, although it is the tat too now I come to think of it. Don't like tat? Look under the tat and we've got some crummy stuff for all you crummy stuff aficionados. That's right! I've got an old weathered face selling old tat but I still know how to say aficionados. You've just heard it twice. Hark at me! Talking up my vocabulary when I've got all this load of old tat to sell. Plastic tat for sale; both kinds! Opaque plastic tat and transparent plastic tat. Stereophonic tat, tat that blends things, tat that boils water to within an inch of its life. You want tat? I've got tat! Get your load of old tat here!"
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