September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
During September 19th (GMT) this site will be taken over by pirates! Arrr!
But, fear ye not, ye landlubbin’ swine!
Unless you have hidden booty on you.
Pirates can smell booty a nautical mile off. If you have any hidden booty on you then I’d seriously consider panicking. Perhaps get in a few plank-walking practices. Rehearse your cowering plea for mercy. Erase from your memory any jokes about eye patches you might possibly have heard. That sort of thing.
Rest assured! The piratical assault will be repelled come September 20th matey!