Reptilian Diary
20 Jan 2005 14:53 by Mark
There comes a point in every Reptilian's life that he, she, or the third gender pronoun 'Malcolm' decides to spill the beans, to let the cat out of the bag, to unravel the strings of deceit from the big bag of truthy words, to come clean.I, Reptilian Overlord Mark, am, in fact a Reptilian. There was a clue in my name but most people won't have seen it until now because, as a Reptilian, I have scary and mystical powers that allow me to mask reality behind a woollen cloak of confusion. I'm a bit like The Shadow, only scalier.
Now, there are some of you that have already seen through the barriers that I and the others of my kind took so much time and effort to construct. David Icke, one of your foremost mammalian Reptilian uncoverers has done some sterling work in the field. But I think it's only fair to rebut some of his so-called facts.
All The Presidents Of The USA Are Reptilians
If you think for one second that we're taking responsibility for that bunch then, to use a Reptilian saying, your blood's going warm. I can categorically confirm that Gerald Ford was and is to this day the only Reptilian to attain the post of Presidency. And that was a mistake: he only popped out to pick up a pack of dried flies for lunch.
Reptilians Are Blood-Drinking, Shape-Shifting Paedophiles
Yes, we shift shapes, but that's all. It helps us get laid. The blood-drinking and child molestation are purely the acts of televangelists and they're all descended from the original, dominant penguin species who we successfully put down in the great Take That Fisheaters! War of 112400 BC.
Reptilians Use Satanism To Control Humanity
I'll be honest: we considered it. But Reptilian Overlord Rupert Murdoch came up with a far better solution and we've used that ever since. It still involves sacrifices, a feeling of pure disgust, and occasional soiling but means that the rest of us don't have to dress up like goths and that was one of the things we were trying to get away from when we left our home world to infiltrate yours.
To summarise: we're not as bad as David Icke makes out. In the event you're not convinced by my arguments and find the pictorial proof of the Reptilian agenda present at Reptilian Agenda holds sway then please allow me to allay your fears by reproducing a page from my human skin-bound diary:
Monday
Bloody freezing in the house again. Switched the ceramic hobs on the oven to full and stepped from one to another for twenty minutes trying to warm up and build up energy reserves. Burnt feet and cried. Shape-shifted toes into miniature characters from The Simpsons to try to cheer myself up but feet still hurt and had to run them under cold water. Marge drowned.
Decided to have scrambled eggs for breakfast but picked up wrong pack and cracked two of my Reptilian Overlord Mate's newborns into frying pan by mistake. Hid evidence before she came down.
On way home from work spotted hot mammal female. Showed her my tongue and got a reaction. Also got a reaction from Reptilian Overlord Mate who told me if I ever did something like that again she'd cut it off. I don't think she was referring to the tongue.
Tuesday
Had to blame the devout Christian family from next door for the disappearance of the eggs. Mate was furious and stormed out of the house. She returned later with the still squirming shape of little Jimmy clearly visible pushing against her stomach from the inside. Mate went to bed early to sleep it off and I watched porn into the early hours to hide the feelings of guilt: it was a Crocodile Dundee marathon.
Wednesday
Local meeting of the Reptilian Overlord Human Population Control And Wine-Tasting Group tonight.The police came around this evening asking if we'd seen the little boy from next door. I'm simply not a convincing liar and they didn't seem to believe me so I invited them in and then subjugated them to my Reptilian will with a nice cup of tea. It's all down to how many times you stir the bag.
Decided to go to group meeting shape-shifted as group leader. Should be good for a laugh.
Thursday
Called in sick. Wasn't thinking straight and may have claimed I was suffering from "one of your vile human fevers; dengue or some other haemmorrhagic abomination". I hate hangovers.
Everyone turned up as the group leader last night which spoilt the joke and nobody would revert to who they really were. Three hours of downing wine and shouting "No, you change back! I'm the leader!" Didn't get around to any population control discussions. Can't believe we do the same thing every single week.
Have a vague recollection of walking home via some rat-infested, litter-strewn alleys. Disgusting taste in mouth so I think I must have stopped for a kebab too.
Skin is scaly and am almost out of moisturiser. Will spend today recouping fluid levels.
Friday
Took today off work too, despite feeling better, for the benefit of my human co-workers. I do not think they will believe me that it was a 24-hour variant of ebola. Gave me time to do the weekly shopping. Bought the usual stuff. Pet shop owner is always amazed at how many mice and chicks our snake gets through and asked again if he could come and see it some time and I think he really meant it rather than alluding to some homosexual encounter. I don't know how much longer I can put him off. He looked sceptical at the photo I brought in; said it looked like I'd photoshopped my head onto Ice Cube's body in a scene from the film Anaconda. We laughed. I said "Shut yo' mouth yo' mother!" and it went very quiet. I can't do Ice Cube's voice.
Moisturiser barrel arrived by truck late in the afternoon. I'm glad we took over the Nivea and Olay corporations.
Saturday
Reptilian Overlord Mate mentioned that she'd burrowed under patio of next door and planted the bones of little Jimmy. I made a joke: I said "they'll need sunlight and lots of water otherwise they'll never grow" but it didn't earn a smile.
Went to watch Pompey play football down Fratton Park. Terrible referee decision cost us the game. I subjugated the referee to my Reptilian will afterwards, this time using the alternative method of a lumphammer. It's all down to how many times you swing it.
Tried to get Mate's mind off the tragic loss of the youngsters with a saucy video compilation of Steve Irwin hijinks but it didn't work. Went to bed early.
Sunday
Woken early by the sound of the police breaking apart the patio next door and subsequently taking the neighbours away with their heads covered under blankets. Not sure why: we know what they look like. Seems there was an anonymous tip-off.
Watched When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth on TV. Very inaccurate. I'm always annoyed by assumptions made about the past when there are plenty of experts able to provide information if only asked. Why wasn't Tyrannosaurus wearing shorts? Where were the balloon gunships? I'd rate it 2/10.
Mate felt better later on and started getting amorous. I performed the mating dance for her for almost the full two hours before the phone rang and ruined everything. It was a journalist asking questions about the couple next door. I suppose I only have myself to blame but I vowed to subjugate the caller to my Reptilian will if he ever bothered me again.
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Oh....and for "he who must not be named" get a fuggin' life. If David Icke didn't want this attention, he should have never wrote that stupid book.
Apparently reptilian human hybrids don't look different from other humans. There are accounts throughout history of a serpent race of beings who mated with mankind to create a new bloodline. Some people believe that ""the human race of homo-erectus IS the genetic coupling of reptilians and humanoids."" There is evidence of a godlike race (in some descriptions a serpent race) which visited earth and coupled with humans. There are many accounts written on clay tablets from the Sumerian era. This theme permeates many cultures. It's also believed that these reptilian hybrid bloodlines are aristocratic and comprised of kings, royals and noblemen starting in the middle east and spreading to every continent. Some people claim they have the ability to see through the human outer shell into the reptilian underneath.
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as the song goes. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. :D
do reptilian look like that drawing you have or like some of the pic on yahoo and googel
I've got bad news for you.
You're normal.
To answer the reptilian want to bes question. Is there a way to become one? I assume so. You could try using psychic work for that. You are what you think as it is said. Try creating a sort of blueprint of what you wish to become and from that just connect yourself to it as best as possible. I recommend learning meditation for anything pertaining to visualization and such. You won't hear much else from me on that, the best way to finish the rest of such a change is to do so on your own. I truely doubt anyone out there who claims to know the perfect way to do shapeshifting or visualization. I can give a few ideas of what can help but afterwords you're on your own, its your change so it must be done using your abilities.
Blah blah blah i'm done. I'll probably post more on this site later. I like it.
btw I found that reptilian pic very sexy. Too bad its censored.
Oh and if anyone wants a few basics with psychic ability such as shifting or something let me know. Just add a comment after this. I should say that due to my laptop messing up a lot (i'm borrowing someone elses right now) I may not be on so much so i'll get to you when I can.
Alright I need to eat something i'm starving...later everyone. Take what I said and say what you will about it. I dont care i'm getting something to eat so :P.
You can contact me at: DraconicDesire@yahoo.com
I would like to have more discussions on this site as well. Nothing majorly serious to the point of it becoming a argument just anything. Like everyone has been so far. Just talking about anything and everything with things about reptilians here and there. Rrright. Its 4 am here and still I am wide awake but in need of sleep. So i'll leave it at that. Goodnight all you whoevers..then again good morning may be more suitable.
In this case you'd tell yourself "I am a reptilian". Now I have to stress the next part greatly because many mess this up, BE SPECIFIC. When you visualize something your mind simply does as its told. So if someone were to want to be a reptilian they would have to project what they view a reptilian to be. A sort of blue print needs to be thought of in order to establish an idea of what you are shifting your mind state to. Many so called experts on visualization will simply say that you just need to think of it and it will be. This is not always true if ever. You need to believe in your ability to make it true for the best result. Relying solely on the information given and not yourself as well is something to avoid. The book known as "The Secret" For example is based on visualization and is somewhat correct but lacks some key things.
Heres a technique to give an example:
For starters sit where you wont be bothered and think of nothing at all if possible it is not required to finish this but it can help. Next think of the desire you are working toward say a new car. Think of that for 20 seconds nonstop and possibly the things you'd go out and do if you already had that car. This method does work. It can be good or bad. Once I believed I was really sick because of some things and what happened? Well I thought I was sick in the present, i focused too much on the bad and I grew to the point of which I might have needed hospitalization. Fortunately I caught myself and regained what I knew was true.
I will add on to this soon.
Mankind is currently in a shifting stage. This happens after long periods of time and its time for it to happen very soon once more. It is my theory that in the next few years humanity will be awakened psychically into a new level of existence. In other words, the 4th dimension. Everyone will most likely have telepathic abilities (which I find unfair since I worked hard with mine x3 lol oh well) and likely other abilities will surface as well. Also to elaborate on psychic ability. People who are so called "Gifted" compared to others making them better in some way is usually a false thing. I find it strange how an entire species can assume only certain people have psychic ability when all of their brains are designed the same way. See what I mean? The only difference is that someone may have mental blocks holding them back. Spiritual flaws that need to be corrected for health. Its also common for just some to have a natural talent for it as I had when growing up. Everyone comes to their ability in time. Its just like any exercise, its easier for some people but eventually after hard work the whole team gets to the same place.
Ok now back to the 2012 thing. I believe that at that time on that day is when mankind will possibly move into the stage of being awakened if it hasn't already happened by then which is also possible. The mayans believed the world would end I know but I doubt this. Its very likely the world they referred to was the one they were perceiving at that time so even though the 3rd dimension may "end" people will simply move into the 4th stage. After that though am curious as to what will take place. Ancient oracles predicted alot of tragedy at this time in the future. I do not know what to think of predictions like that, I use to divine things for people and always reminded them that even though I was right the things could still change. So even though it was predicted at that time. Something could always come along and change that.
I also believe that mankind needs to learn to be more civilized and remove the loads of violence from themselves. This is the very thing that could end the human race as anyone should know.
As I've said before "The blade came before the shield." Or a better example, the bullet came before the bullet proof vest. See where I'm going with this?
People have a tendency to destroy before learning how to fix it ahead of time and this causes problems as we've all seen.
Anyway..that comment was long but hope you enjoyed it. I'll get back to the main topic when I can as usual. Talk to you later.
Keep in mind there are good reptilians as well so theres a bigger chance of success on mankinds end more than there was before. I have to go for now but i'll add more to this tomorrow. I'll be talking about this and reptilians in general tomorrow. Later.
DraconicDesire@yahoo.com
I'll get on when I can. The reason i cant is because i'm fixing my laptop and i'm not allowed to borrow anyone elses anymore so all of this will have to just be put off for a bit. Again I'll try to be on when I can but I don't know when exactly i'll be able to.
thank you,
nekogal@hotmail.com
Alright so that was a bit off topic somewhat but I wanted to share that experience and thought. Alright so reptilians are living underground its believed, I have heard of 2 sightings of reptilians in a underground type place. There was one case where some boys were playing around near some deep holes in the ground and one of them was dared to go in, of course he didn't want to but when he was called chicken of course he had to go. Well his friends said he never came out during daylight. Although one of his friends who lived nearby was looking out of his window and said he saw his friend walking home with a look on his face as if he had seen a ghost. The day after the frightened boys family moved away without saying why. This exact same area of this incident was near a military facility as well. Now more recently since then 2 others went down into the hole and had their flashlights with them. They said they saw a weird symbol on the wall and that the lights began to dim as they went further into the cave. It was then one of them said he saw a 10 foot tall creature that looked like a dinosaur standing on its 2 legs appear. He said it hissed and followed them as they ran off but they didn't turn to see how close he said, and they got the hell out of there.
There was also another case that happened in Missouri where a man and his friend were looking at a underground public facility part of a larger one. Well as they began journeying deeper and deeper they came across what they said was a symbol and the man was like "Ok cool, kids have been down here we can go further." Both of them stood completely still when they came to a seperate hallway in the caves. One of them said he thought he was looking at 2 fountains in the middle of the cave until they began moving of course. He himself said "They looked like REPTILES, not human at all." He said one was around 8 feet tall and had red skin and was very muscularly built. He said the other was around 6 or 7 feet tall and was less musculary with whitish skin. This caught my attention considering in the hierarchy of reptilians the albino white ones are considered to be at the highest rank. I assume the red are right under that. Both reptilians were Bi-pedal (on two legs). The man then said they were spotted and the reptilians just looked at each other for a bit and so they decided to get away on the cave exploring vehicles they had used to get down there. The man says the big red reptilian fired a weapon at his friends vehicle that stopped it from moving at all so he ran. This red reptilian followed them but its not known how long I mean if a big lizard creature was chasing you would you want to watch? Both of them escaped and I can't imagine what went through their heads during it all probably "Oh sh**! I'm going to get eaten! x3
So whats significant of both cases? Well both happened underground, both were near military facilities, and both had instances where the journeyers found a strange symbol. Both saw reptilians, and both happened in completely different areas at different times. Reptilians live underground I think its easy to say. I recently saw a show on the history channel called "Cities of the Underworld" in which several empty underground caves were just being found. I am curious if these were originally used by reptilians in ancient times. Anyway just thought I'd share those 3 interesting stories.
I have time for a bit more, how about some things about psi?
To begin with our brain has 4 different levels of doing things.
These are Delta, Theta, Beta, and Alpha. Delta is the slowest being very deep sleep when our mind is basically shut down. Theta is deep sleep mode which is commonly used by monks or those who practice self hypnosis.
Beta is the most common one, the one that does things everyday for us.
This is what our brains generally run on to do things since we are required to do much in short periods of time. This can make it difficult to use psi abilities because our minds need slower brainwaves for the best potential of psi.
For example if anyone has ever wondered why kids around the ages of 6 or 7 tend to see spirits or their "imaginary" friends so easily is because their brains work on the Theta level which is slower using between 4 and 7 hertz per second and doesn't require loads of work. When we age we do more so along with that our brainwaves must also function faster and faster. Alpha is the meditative state also known as our dream state, REM sleep. When we are in this state our psi abilities are easiest to access. Fortunately it is possible to enter this state during meditation and with practice can be used at any time.
Also you may find it interesting to know that our alpha state works at 7-14 hertz per second and the earths electricity in relation to how fast it works is 7.8 hertz right in the middle of our alpha state. If one was to meditate enough it could be accomplished of falling into a trance in just 10 seconds or less and entering that alpha state soon after. Speaking of which, I am going to be using a few methods I have written myself over the past week and test whether or not they will work in achieving psi abilities and alpha states of mind.
I have to go for now. I will add more when possible. Until then I'll test my methods I've come up with and see if the results are good.
Later everyone
DraconicDesire@yahoo.com
I would like to go into depth about all of this but can't so much for reasons concerning someone who has gotten into my business.
Got loads of info which is now more or less in summary form based on a *lot* of research. including origins of the reptile beings & 2012. Fundamentally it all depends and boils down to your world view/faith as to how and what these beings are. New agers will say one thing and only go so far as will misinformation/disinformation and controlled release agents like Icke. Yes scripture is in collaboration with this...the churches today are totally sold out and corrupt because they are withholding the truth. www.serpentseedline.com I know there are several interpretations, I am approaching with belief firmly in God and these fallen beings (residing both in the earth and other solar systems and planets, where they have been cast down) are none other than fallen angels. Google search it. The connections between fallen angels parrallel ancient descritions of demons exactly. there is a heirachy cast, as well among these beings. Keep it up and Write me for more info,
in the mean time check youtube, livevideo etc. You need to approach this from an angle otherwise you won't get to the truth because of the different beliefs in how/what ancient history shows us.
Regards,
J
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