Reptilian Diary
20 Jan 2005 14:53 by Mark
There comes a point in every Reptilian's life that he, she, or the third gender pronoun 'Malcolm' decides to spill the beans, to let the cat out of the bag, to unravel the strings of deceit from the big bag of truthy words, to come clean.I, Reptilian Overlord Mark, am, in fact a Reptilian. There was a clue in my name but most people won't have seen it until now because, as a Reptilian, I have scary and mystical powers that allow me to mask reality behind a woollen cloak of confusion. I'm a bit like The Shadow, only scalier.
Now, there are some of you that have already seen through the barriers that I and the others of my kind took so much time and effort to construct. David Icke, one of your foremost mammalian Reptilian uncoverers has done some sterling work in the field. But I think it's only fair to rebut some of his so-called facts.
All The Presidents Of The USA Are Reptilians
If you think for one second that we're taking responsibility for that bunch then, to use a Reptilian saying, your blood's going warm. I can categorically confirm that Gerald Ford was and is to this day the only Reptilian to attain the post of Presidency. And that was a mistake: he only popped out to pick up a pack of dried flies for lunch.
Reptilians Are Blood-Drinking, Shape-Shifting Paedophiles
Yes, we shift shapes, but that's all. It helps us get laid. The blood-drinking and child molestation are purely the acts of televangelists and they're all descended from the original, dominant penguin species who we successfully put down in the great Take That Fisheaters! War of 112400 BC.
Reptilians Use Satanism To Control Humanity
I'll be honest: we considered it. But Reptilian Overlord Rupert Murdoch came up with a far better solution and we've used that ever since. It still involves sacrifices, a feeling of pure disgust, and occasional soiling but means that the rest of us don't have to dress up like goths and that was one of the things we were trying to get away from when we left our home world to infiltrate yours.
To summarise: we're not as bad as David Icke makes out. In the event you're not convinced by my arguments and find the pictorial proof of the Reptilian agenda present at Reptilian Agenda holds sway then please allow me to allay your fears by reproducing a page from my human skin-bound diary:
Monday
Bloody freezing in the house again. Switched the ceramic hobs on the oven to full and stepped from one to another for twenty minutes trying to warm up and build up energy reserves. Burnt feet and cried. Shape-shifted toes into miniature characters from The Simpsons to try to cheer myself up but feet still hurt and had to run them under cold water. Marge drowned.
Decided to have scrambled eggs for breakfast but picked up wrong pack and cracked two of my Reptilian Overlord Mate's newborns into frying pan by mistake. Hid evidence before she came down.
On way home from work spotted hot mammal female. Showed her my tongue and got a reaction. Also got a reaction from Reptilian Overlord Mate who told me if I ever did something like that again she'd cut it off. I don't think she was referring to the tongue.
Tuesday
Had to blame the devout Christian family from next door for the disappearance of the eggs. Mate was furious and stormed out of the house. She returned later with the still squirming shape of little Jimmy clearly visible pushing against her stomach from the inside. Mate went to bed early to sleep it off and I watched porn into the early hours to hide the feelings of guilt: it was a Crocodile Dundee marathon.
Wednesday
Local meeting of the Reptilian Overlord Human Population Control And Wine-Tasting Group tonight.The police came around this evening asking if we'd seen the little boy from next door. I'm simply not a convincing liar and they didn't seem to believe me so I invited them in and then subjugated them to my Reptilian will with a nice cup of tea. It's all down to how many times you stir the bag.
Decided to go to group meeting shape-shifted as group leader. Should be good for a laugh.
Thursday
Called in sick. Wasn't thinking straight and may have claimed I was suffering from "one of your vile human fevers; dengue or some other haemmorrhagic abomination". I hate hangovers.
Everyone turned up as the group leader last night which spoilt the joke and nobody would revert to who they really were. Three hours of downing wine and shouting "No, you change back! I'm the leader!" Didn't get around to any population control discussions. Can't believe we do the same thing every single week.
Have a vague recollection of walking home via some rat-infested, litter-strewn alleys. Disgusting taste in mouth so I think I must have stopped for a kebab too.
Skin is scaly and am almost out of moisturiser. Will spend today recouping fluid levels.
Friday
Took today off work too, despite feeling better, for the benefit of my human co-workers. I do not think they will believe me that it was a 24-hour variant of ebola. Gave me time to do the weekly shopping. Bought the usual stuff. Pet shop owner is always amazed at how many mice and chicks our snake gets through and asked again if he could come and see it some time and I think he really meant it rather than alluding to some homosexual encounter. I don't know how much longer I can put him off. He looked sceptical at the photo I brought in; said it looked like I'd photoshopped my head onto Ice Cube's body in a scene from the film Anaconda. We laughed. I said "Shut yo' mouth yo' mother!" and it went very quiet. I can't do Ice Cube's voice.
Moisturiser barrel arrived by truck late in the afternoon. I'm glad we took over the Nivea and Olay corporations.
Saturday
Reptilian Overlord Mate mentioned that she'd burrowed under patio of next door and planted the bones of little Jimmy. I made a joke: I said "they'll need sunlight and lots of water otherwise they'll never grow" but it didn't earn a smile.
Went to watch Pompey play football down Fratton Park. Terrible referee decision cost us the game. I subjugated the referee to my Reptilian will afterwards, this time using the alternative method of a lumphammer. It's all down to how many times you swing it.
Tried to get Mate's mind off the tragic loss of the youngsters with a saucy video compilation of Steve Irwin hijinks but it didn't work. Went to bed early.
Sunday
Woken early by the sound of the police breaking apart the patio next door and subsequently taking the neighbours away with their heads covered under blankets. Not sure why: we know what they look like. Seems there was an anonymous tip-off.
Watched When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth on TV. Very inaccurate. I'm always annoyed by assumptions made about the past when there are plenty of experts able to provide information if only asked. Why wasn't Tyrannosaurus wearing shorts? Where were the balloon gunships? I'd rate it 2/10.
Mate felt better later on and started getting amorous. I performed the mating dance for her for almost the full two hours before the phone rang and ruined everything. It was a journalist asking questions about the couple next door. I suppose I only have myself to blame but I vowed to subjugate the caller to my Reptilian will if he ever bothered me again.
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police would have you arrested, would make sure you would never put your foot back in Salem, and you would be on news with in no time.
Reptillans who I dearly love, even though I'm not a fan of what they do sometimes, But i wish for to join me when they do they heart will open up. Why I say this with such confidence, as I more than aware than most including the reptillans of the very nature of not trusting. Reptillans don't trust other races. They are a race that build their roads and you go by their rules. But the interesting thing. I can see them anywhere, I can spot them in a crowd. I can even spot the ones that are not aware they are reptillan. I also seem to attract them to me basically because of the nature of my soul. My soul actually channels the energies of the mamallan and reptillan to fuse together.
My twinflaem is plieadian and reptillian... So you can imagine the energy flux between us.
I would love to diicuss the topic with other reptilians here. ;) It's important for them and for me.
onesoul1982@gmail.com as i am interested in connecting with other awakened draconians.
1. Did you put a name in where it says 'Name'? No? Clearly you forgot.
2. If you'd wanted to be anonymous then you could have put 'Anonymous' in the box marked 'Name'
3. Or you could have picked a pseudonym such as 'Dragon King 7000' assuming that isn't your real name as it would then still have left you effectively anonymous. Oh wait, you did.
4. And, if I may be so bold, if you truly want to be anonymous in future then might I suggest you don't put your email address in your comment. Sorta spoils the whole 'hiding my online identity' vibe you've got going there.
ive recently just foun out im a pleiadian starseed but ive come to ask something. should i callmy self pleiadian or human or both.i dont know its confusing.
robert gordon
I will talk about anything (any subject) under the sun or moon. Oh, and by the way, there is a nice saturn out tonight.......(smile)
This is so unfair.. why create or even see any particular race try to grow despite its imperfections only to attempt to take it over or sabotage it once it reaches a certain stage in its growth?
Im not contemplating war or joining anything nor being a part of anything other than simply trying to live in peace while hopefully all others can live in the same fashion and i do mean all races and species so what happens to people like us who do not wish any lifeform harm and whom simply wish to live and let live while wishing for all to get along however improbable that may seem?
No one is perfect as as every species has their own agenda from survival to outright invasion yet does this make the more powerful or those in control any more right or any less flawed as a sentient lifeform while perhaps just as human in the sense of being imperfect.. I don't know but i do know i'd rather live someplace where i can live among humans as well as every and any other lifeform as long as there wasn't the need to rule one another instead of just living to help one another as war is its own worst enemy and the true enemy of all sentient life.
I wish i could start over again perhaps on some earthlike planet that were prepared and seeded with humans as well many other lifeforms all coexisting in harmony, i wish this place would not be based on the flaws which seem to pervail amongst most sentient lifeforms capable of reason and instead that this planet or construct were created solely to oversee the actual survival/preservation of all or many different lifeforms whom all agreed or were dedicated to living in harmony while surviving in peace and advancing to flourish rather than eventually dying out as a consequence of war which in itself is a misguided flaw when as compared to life.
Perhaps a better idea would have been rather than many other lifeforms fighting amongst one another for this or other planets resources let alone power and or whom should be the authority at overseeing that the "We" or "Others" follow a certain script, path or method in order to supposedly guide another let alone rule another or being in a position to judge at any capacity it would have been more apt from the onset to construct an environment where all in it knew and accepted each other being different and whom were taught the mistakes of various planets and lifeforms such as the many that abound here or have at one time or another let alone in other places and their mistakes from the onset while creating a sanctuary in one place specifically for the preservation and survival of many different lifeforms whom again from the onset were all taught to understand, also having perhaps come from areas where the same has already happened such as on this or their planet and whom willingly joined/banded together to form a world where war, agendas, and power or greed let alone destruction had no place let alone need instead just being replaced by and under the cooperation of better ideals, getting along coexisting, advancing and living in peace while helping each other to overcome the need for any negative influence or flaws in favor of life, living and preserverence of all as a whole.
Rather than compounding upon the same mistakes of this world or its sordid past as well as the past of many factions whom have warred throughout their lifetime let alone repeating these mistakes perhaps creating a world or planet devoid of such with strengthened ideals, defenses and technology so as to avoid and protect it from any external interferrence while making entry into such a place understood so as to only be allow by those actually willing to help one another while putting aside all prejudices having experienced these and learned that advancing and living in peace were in fact more important and favored as well as a pre-condition of acceptance in order to be a part this world (or such an environment) should be something that were put in place while advanced planetary protecting and policing of some sort existed solely so as to insure that this state of peace, harmony, survival and the well being of the advancement of such a world and its many coexisting sentient lifeforms were effectuated with extreme zeal towards maintaining a utopian preservation where all could flourish and coexist from its inception... booting out any species or lifeforms that would attempt any form of subversion of this state so as these would be sent back to their own miserable war like worlds where division and uncertainty is prevalent.
I hold no ill towards any other species or sentient lifeforms and want to make that completely clear regardless whether these are malevolent naturally or otherwise and regardless whether these by human terms in appearance might be considered even remotely frightening i am open minded although not so as in open to being used but open to the idea of peace and helping one other to coexist, advance and to the preserverence of all sentient lifeforms and life in general in the pursuit of peace and survival.
Does any of this count or has any of it been lost in translation to the extent where it is not believed to be acceptable or possible because if so then truly it is a shame to be a sentient lifeform if such is the case or the prevalent mentality to any lifeform which i am sure many are of just such a mentality as is evidenced by all that has currently gone on and yet here i write as is my stance for the preservation of all life which is beautiful and regardless of whom or what the creator of all is precieved to be i then ask should this even matter as much when the concept of the preserverence of all life in which there is so much beauty to behold being but tiny specs of an entire whole can be construed as a miracle or the works of the one.
Is a reptilian let alone any other sentient being not beautiful in there own way let alone even unto some/others or any less capable of defending all of life while seeking to live, survive, coexist, advance let alone understand the importance not just of their own lifespan but as well the importance of all life?
I think such a species should be highly evolved but that there have been or are many malpractices so to speak just as there are those with all species or lifeforms in the sense of sentience sometimes making some not so wise decisions based on what is surrounding or prevails, however and that said, i am also a firm believer that their is a better way and that they as well as all sentient lifeforms from us to the greys, nordics, pleiadians, etherians and any or all deep down follow their own primordial causes while at the root perhaps ones very survival is what is at the very core when in hindsight all theoretically should be capable of helping one another to make survival something much more practical without the need for an agenda when from the beginning the need for each other and the paramount importance of all of life and its survival let alone living in peace should while helping one another to advance should have been the prime directive rather than just some covert operation causing division and separation and/or guidance from the shadows while using subversive tactics which has helped to create the entire mess which is now in existence as i think everyone is capable of so much better when compared to the state or direction in which everything is now in.. yet, it can all still be turned around in favor of something much more positive.
Is there truly a need for terror or war which are one and the same?
I am pretty sure at this point some reptilians have met humans whom at some point may have even surprised them perhaps making them to some extent see that we weren't/aren't all that bad and this subsequently truly surprised them as i am sure perhaps the same has happened or occured with many other lifeforms whom are sentient or have had a chance to encounter that humans are not all that bad, now this is not to say that just the opposite cannot be said in many instances but the key factor is that regardless whether truly born or created as some part of an experiment life as in all of life is still incredible in all of its myriad or many forms thus destruction should have no part when it comes to life other than through natural processes and war is not a natural process and instead the complete opposite.
I would like to implore from all reading from the charlatans to those whom seriously wish for prosperity to devise a better way that does not require destruction as to live and let live has many advantages and ways as well of introducing desired results including peace and harmony as well as the preserverence of all while reversing so many wrongs, there is no "WE" in "I CAN" and instead loneliness and the eventual degradation of a given lifeform where areas variety helps us all because of the strength which is then abundant in the vast pool diversity thus there should be "WE".
Just some food for thought and to the government, as well as to all sentient living thinking lifeforms "WE" is better than "I" or even "YOU" as all of life should be regardless whether it is to those who are just making up stuff and are charlatans or are just conducting a sort of psychological experiment or to all thats out there whichever is genuine including those whom are corrupt as despite which ever reality you fit into to those inbetween or whom are caught up in the middle of everything like myself not all are bad and some truly want better for all of life so i would like to extend hope but not selfishly either as in just for us or humanity alone but in the concept of advancement and harmony for "ALL" of sentient life.
My real email is given and it doesn't matter who or what you are or whom cares to email nor the content as i welcome all.
Truly, mkcrnths
mkcrnths@hotmail.com
P.S. Aliens don't seem very bright and seem and act more like "Uncle Sam" or disinformation campaigns by several organization perhaps linked when one considers from day one they could have done what they wanted but seem behave in the much like the same pattern or fashion as "Uncle Sam" which operates covertly in order to pass its agendas.
Hmmm, just a thought although i stand by peace, advancing and living in harmony as well as the preservation of all sentient life even amongst all the deceit and B.S. out there.
Unfortunately for Terran humans, the majority of the other races that are capable of stopping the reptilians have a policy of non-interference.
That may be changing as humans begin to evolve at this time. For instance, there is evidence that the Felines, who have been conspicuously absent for some time, are returning in large numbers. In times of change and evolution within any species, the creator, The One, becomes very interested in the well-being of that species. This is what is happening at present. The One is angry with both the Reptilians and the Carians for what HE sees as an attempt to actually pervert or stop these evolutionary changes dictated by the Creator.
Light always beomes dominant when light and dark are integrated. The Carians and the Reptilians realize this and are becoming desperate. So, the One is responding ever more directly to oust these from the human presence.
You are not alone, and that is becoming ever more true by the terrestrial day. The Reptilians have been so engrossed in their efforts, the Felines found it easy to create their own hybrids. Hybrids vastly superior to those of the Reptilians. A force waiting to be ordered by the One.
And so..the other shoe fell
You know what they say, easy come, easy go...
i think what you describe is cool. im no reptillian myself but i do have advice for you. if you want to awaken then may i suggest going deep in meditation and contacting your deep self, higher self or true form whatever name you may use for it and connecting with it. if you find something you do not like it does not mean you have to merge it into yourself. as for controlling your shapeshfting abilitites, if you want to do this. try energy. try to imagine energy going into part of body you want to shape shift with the intention to change that body part into your respective reptillian self. try to feel the energy going into body part and changing it. over time you may get better at this and focous on your whole body, changing it. if it dosent work first time keep trying. its up to you waether you take this advice or not as im just providing it. also its not a race that determines the way you are, the way you behave. its how you be that race or you. so if you have a natural selfish tendancy(which i do) that does not mean that has to be how you are. as our deeper selves go even deeper than this. im working on changing my selfish tendancy. i cant help it im just selfish even when im concious of it i always end up talking about me me me. but this can be changed by the inner you:)
robert gordon
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