Reptilian Diary
20 Jan 2005 14:53 by Mark
There comes a point in every Reptilian's life that he, she, or the third gender pronoun 'Malcolm' decides to spill the beans, to let the cat out of the bag, to unravel the strings of deceit from the big bag of truthy words, to come clean.I, Reptilian Overlord Mark, am, in fact a Reptilian. There was a clue in my name but most people won't have seen it until now because, as a Reptilian, I have scary and mystical powers that allow me to mask reality behind a woollen cloak of confusion. I'm a bit like The Shadow, only scalier.
Now, there are some of you that have already seen through the barriers that I and the others of my kind took so much time and effort to construct. David Icke, one of your foremost mammalian Reptilian uncoverers has done some sterling work in the field. But I think it's only fair to rebut some of his so-called facts.
All The Presidents Of The USA Are Reptilians
If you think for one second that we're taking responsibility for that bunch then, to use a Reptilian saying, your blood's going warm. I can categorically confirm that Gerald Ford was and is to this day the only Reptilian to attain the post of Presidency. And that was a mistake: he only popped out to pick up a pack of dried flies for lunch.
Reptilians Are Blood-Drinking, Shape-Shifting Paedophiles
Yes, we shift shapes, but that's all. It helps us get laid. The blood-drinking and child molestation are purely the acts of televangelists and they're all descended from the original, dominant penguin species who we successfully put down in the great Take That Fisheaters! War of 112400 BC.
Reptilians Use Satanism To Control Humanity
I'll be honest: we considered it. But Reptilian Overlord Rupert Murdoch came up with a far better solution and we've used that ever since. It still involves sacrifices, a feeling of pure disgust, and occasional soiling but means that the rest of us don't have to dress up like goths and that was one of the things we were trying to get away from when we left our home world to infiltrate yours.
To summarise: we're not as bad as David Icke makes out. In the event you're not convinced by my arguments and find the pictorial proof of the Reptilian agenda present at Reptilian Agenda holds sway then please allow me to allay your fears by reproducing a page from my human skin-bound diary:
Monday
Bloody freezing in the house again. Switched the ceramic hobs on the oven to full and stepped from one to another for twenty minutes trying to warm up and build up energy reserves. Burnt feet and cried. Shape-shifted toes into miniature characters from The Simpsons to try to cheer myself up but feet still hurt and had to run them under cold water. Marge drowned.
Decided to have scrambled eggs for breakfast but picked up wrong pack and cracked two of my Reptilian Overlord Mate's newborns into frying pan by mistake. Hid evidence before she came down.
On way home from work spotted hot mammal female. Showed her my tongue and got a reaction. Also got a reaction from Reptilian Overlord Mate who told me if I ever did something like that again she'd cut it off. I don't think she was referring to the tongue.
Tuesday
Had to blame the devout Christian family from next door for the disappearance of the eggs. Mate was furious and stormed out of the house. She returned later with the still squirming shape of little Jimmy clearly visible pushing against her stomach from the inside. Mate went to bed early to sleep it off and I watched porn into the early hours to hide the feelings of guilt: it was a Crocodile Dundee marathon.
Wednesday
Local meeting of the Reptilian Overlord Human Population Control And Wine-Tasting Group tonight.The police came around this evening asking if we'd seen the little boy from next door. I'm simply not a convincing liar and they didn't seem to believe me so I invited them in and then subjugated them to my Reptilian will with a nice cup of tea. It's all down to how many times you stir the bag.
Decided to go to group meeting shape-shifted as group leader. Should be good for a laugh.
Thursday
Called in sick. Wasn't thinking straight and may have claimed I was suffering from "one of your vile human fevers; dengue or some other haemmorrhagic abomination". I hate hangovers.
Everyone turned up as the group leader last night which spoilt the joke and nobody would revert to who they really were. Three hours of downing wine and shouting "No, you change back! I'm the leader!" Didn't get around to any population control discussions. Can't believe we do the same thing every single week.
Have a vague recollection of walking home via some rat-infested, litter-strewn alleys. Disgusting taste in mouth so I think I must have stopped for a kebab too.
Skin is scaly and am almost out of moisturiser. Will spend today recouping fluid levels.
Friday
Took today off work too, despite feeling better, for the benefit of my human co-workers. I do not think they will believe me that it was a 24-hour variant of ebola. Gave me time to do the weekly shopping. Bought the usual stuff. Pet shop owner is always amazed at how many mice and chicks our snake gets through and asked again if he could come and see it some time and I think he really meant it rather than alluding to some homosexual encounter. I don't know how much longer I can put him off. He looked sceptical at the photo I brought in; said it looked like I'd photoshopped my head onto Ice Cube's body in a scene from the film Anaconda. We laughed. I said "Shut yo' mouth yo' mother!" and it went very quiet. I can't do Ice Cube's voice.
Moisturiser barrel arrived by truck late in the afternoon. I'm glad we took over the Nivea and Olay corporations.
Saturday
Reptilian Overlord Mate mentioned that she'd burrowed under patio of next door and planted the bones of little Jimmy. I made a joke: I said "they'll need sunlight and lots of water otherwise they'll never grow" but it didn't earn a smile.
Went to watch Pompey play football down Fratton Park. Terrible referee decision cost us the game. I subjugated the referee to my Reptilian will afterwards, this time using the alternative method of a lumphammer. It's all down to how many times you swing it.
Tried to get Mate's mind off the tragic loss of the youngsters with a saucy video compilation of Steve Irwin hijinks but it didn't work. Went to bed early.
Sunday
Woken early by the sound of the police breaking apart the patio next door and subsequently taking the neighbours away with their heads covered under blankets. Not sure why: we know what they look like. Seems there was an anonymous tip-off.
Watched When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth on TV. Very inaccurate. I'm always annoyed by assumptions made about the past when there are plenty of experts able to provide information if only asked. Why wasn't Tyrannosaurus wearing shorts? Where were the balloon gunships? I'd rate it 2/10.
Mate felt better later on and started getting amorous. I performed the mating dance for her for almost the full two hours before the phone rang and ruined everything. It was a journalist asking questions about the couple next door. I suppose I only have myself to blame but I vowed to subjugate the caller to my Reptilian will if he ever bothered me again.
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thank you,
nekogal@hotmail.com
Alright so that was a bit off topic somewhat but I wanted to share that experience and thought. Alright so reptilians are living underground its believed, I have heard of 2 sightings of reptilians in a underground type place. There was one case where some boys were playing around near some deep holes in the ground and one of them was dared to go in, of course he didn't want to but when he was called chicken of course he had to go. Well his friends said he never came out during daylight. Although one of his friends who lived nearby was looking out of his window and said he saw his friend walking home with a look on his face as if he had seen a ghost. The day after the frightened boys family moved away without saying why. This exact same area of this incident was near a military facility as well. Now more recently since then 2 others went down into the hole and had their flashlights with them. They said they saw a weird symbol on the wall and that the lights began to dim as they went further into the cave. It was then one of them said he saw a 10 foot tall creature that looked like a dinosaur standing on its 2 legs appear. He said it hissed and followed them as they ran off but they didn't turn to see how close he said, and they got the hell out of there.
There was also another case that happened in Missouri where a man and his friend were looking at a underground public facility part of a larger one. Well as they began journeying deeper and deeper they came across what they said was a symbol and the man was like "Ok cool, kids have been down here we can go further." Both of them stood completely still when they came to a seperate hallway in the caves. One of them said he thought he was looking at 2 fountains in the middle of the cave until they began moving of course. He himself said "They looked like REPTILES, not human at all." He said one was around 8 feet tall and had red skin and was very muscularly built. He said the other was around 6 or 7 feet tall and was less musculary with whitish skin. This caught my attention considering in the hierarchy of reptilians the albino white ones are considered to be at the highest rank. I assume the red are right under that. Both reptilians were Bi-pedal (on two legs). The man then said they were spotted and the reptilians just looked at each other for a bit and so they decided to get away on the cave exploring vehicles they had used to get down there. The man says the big red reptilian fired a weapon at his friends vehicle that stopped it from moving at all so he ran. This red reptilian followed them but its not known how long I mean if a big lizard creature was chasing you would you want to watch? Both of them escaped and I can't imagine what went through their heads during it all probably "Oh sh**! I'm going to get eaten! x3
So whats significant of both cases? Well both happened underground, both were near military facilities, and both had instances where the journeyers found a strange symbol. Both saw reptilians, and both happened in completely different areas at different times. Reptilians live underground I think its easy to say. I recently saw a show on the history channel called "Cities of the Underworld" in which several empty underground caves were just being found. I am curious if these were originally used by reptilians in ancient times. Anyway just thought I'd share those 3 interesting stories.
I have time for a bit more, how about some things about psi?
To begin with our brain has 4 different levels of doing things.
These are Delta, Theta, Beta, and Alpha. Delta is the slowest being very deep sleep when our mind is basically shut down. Theta is deep sleep mode which is commonly used by monks or those who practice self hypnosis.
Beta is the most common one, the one that does things everyday for us.
This is what our brains generally run on to do things since we are required to do much in short periods of time. This can make it difficult to use psi abilities because our minds need slower brainwaves for the best potential of psi.
For example if anyone has ever wondered why kids around the ages of 6 or 7 tend to see spirits or their "imaginary" friends so easily is because their brains work on the Theta level which is slower using between 4 and 7 hertz per second and doesn't require loads of work. When we age we do more so along with that our brainwaves must also function faster and faster. Alpha is the meditative state also known as our dream state, REM sleep. When we are in this state our psi abilities are easiest to access. Fortunately it is possible to enter this state during meditation and with practice can be used at any time.
Also you may find it interesting to know that our alpha state works at 7-14 hertz per second and the earths electricity in relation to how fast it works is 7.8 hertz right in the middle of our alpha state. If one was to meditate enough it could be accomplished of falling into a trance in just 10 seconds or less and entering that alpha state soon after. Speaking of which, I am going to be using a few methods I have written myself over the past week and test whether or not they will work in achieving psi abilities and alpha states of mind.
I have to go for now. I will add more when possible. Until then I'll test my methods I've come up with and see if the results are good.
Later everyone
DraconicDesire@yahoo.com
I would like to go into depth about all of this but can't so much for reasons concerning someone who has gotten into my business.
Got loads of info which is now more or less in summary form based on a *lot* of research. including origins of the reptile beings & 2012. Fundamentally it all depends and boils down to your world view/faith as to how and what these beings are. New agers will say one thing and only go so far as will misinformation/disinformation and controlled release agents like Icke. Yes scripture is in collaboration with this...the churches today are totally sold out and corrupt because they are withholding the truth. www.serpentseedline.com I know there are several interpretations, I am approaching with belief firmly in God and these fallen beings (residing both in the earth and other solar systems and planets, where they have been cast down) are none other than fallen angels. Google search it. The connections between fallen angels parrallel ancient descritions of demons exactly. there is a heirachy cast, as well among these beings. Keep it up and Write me for more info,
in the mean time check youtube, livevideo etc. You need to approach this from an angle otherwise you won't get to the truth because of the different beliefs in how/what ancient history shows us.
Regards,
J
At least that Other Reptilian Hybrid had a sense of humour. I quite liked him - even if he did eat my pet hamster.
Also, why wouldn't a reptilian be attracted to a human? It works the other way doesn't it? Or is it just me that likes the feel of a reptilian lady's cool, smooth scales slipping against my warm mammalian skin (and the things they can do with their forked tongues - phew!)?
look out.
Maybe he's called "you fate" - he's just so fucktarded he messed up typing that in too.
Back to the main post (although rather belated), I'm really sorry to hear about your lost Reptilian Overlord offspring. Same thing happened with my aunt. Let me tell you, that was one strange-tasting birthday cake.
The rest are usually carrying reptilian DNA and have no way of knowing how to utilize its powerful structure and therefore they become a "wasted" experiment in a way. They could lead full unique human lives but completely unaware of a great coding within. Only a small fraction type amount of people with reptilian DNA discover it and even fewer activate and use the abilities along with it. Whether someone is pleidean, grey, insectoid, sirian, or reptilian along with being human they should accept and feel good about their connection regardless of the activities going on in this world. I myself see nothing wrong with feeling proud about my own legacy afterall...then again I am a draco but even so those of you who have often felt outcast or less human does this not speak to you in some way? Does it not make you even more unique? Do research on yourself above anything else and figure out who you really are. You will find great solace if you can accept what you are and be proud regardless if its between a grey to a pleidean. It may seem strange to hear a reptilian speaking these things but I feel obligated and relaxed enough to. Even if say I were intent on my own goals outside of this diary that does not mean I cannot share some information on a few things does it? Like I said there is no rule holding myself back from doing this. I find humans and hybrids interesting to speak with. Now that you know a bit about where I'm coming from with this... would anyone like to ask me something?
Why do our reptilian overlords rule from behind the scenes? The argument that the human race isn't ready to handle the truth seems very unlikely in light of the fact that Human history is littered with reptilian worship. Various forms of serpent worship in Pre-Inca South America, Australia (Wollunqua), Indian nagas, and other reptilian forms such as the Chinese (dragons) to name but a few, suggests the idea of reptilian masters (gods) isn't wholly alien to homo sapiens as a species. It could be viewed as quite positive, being generally thought to be based around concepts of fertility (e.g. the large breasted Minoan Snake Goddess), regeneration (a snake shedding its skin), and fertility (the Chinese dragon traditionally seen as the bringer of rain in an agriculturally water-driven nation) as three simple examples.
But with no actual evidence of real reptilian "deities", doesn't it sound more likely that the likes of David Icke are really just using reptiles as an allegory for the rich humans behind faceless corporations that really run things from behind the scenes? Shapeshifting perhaps just implying a degree of anonymity and the ability to hide from society's laws. An allegory that plays on deep rooted ideas/symbols that have been around for thousands of years. Whether it's the devious serpent in the garden of Eden, a play on old TV series like V, or just that instinctive fear of creatures that can harm us - referring to the 'hidden masters' as reptiles suggests a cold (blooded), calculating menace that is somehow alien to us and therefore simply a great way of selling an idea (and a series of books).
If all that is true, those that take the ideas at face value and have somehow convinced themselves they are pure-bloods, or hybrids, or whatever the correct term may be will find all their beliefs in question. Perhaps even be a little embarassed that they took it all so literally?
Now what does this all have to do with your original question? Forgive me to stray off a bit but I found it necessary. If we face a day where suddenly we drown in ourselves and discover our identities to be nothing more than false I will raise the cusp to those who think along the lines of Grazor and say "Fair Question has Fair Answer and it was yours". Humans who actually think of things compared intrigue me unlike those who are simply close minded and weak; they by no means deserve any truth. Speaking of which some of you assume reptilians are trying to hide the truth from you right? Then why are there so many easy ways for you to find it? Sheer luck? You must also keep in mind that if a great race of beings had control over your planet by this point they would not care if you went to a web page explaining the truth or not. In fact they are encouraging bits and pieces of it time at a time for you to handle. We will be moving into much change in the coming years. I don't have to do anything though to help you prepare. It was my choice to speak to whoever may see this today I was not forced by any other force and as I said there's no limit on what I am able to speak about here. I spoke out of MY own free will just as anyone who may respond hopefully can do the same.
Oh and one last thing if you wish to know my name I would love to give you it but it tends to be rather difficult to say. I would also like to encourage anyone to keep in mind they by no means should think that my words are true but at the same time they shouldn't feel they are false either. Do not take anything too far as to claim a belief is the entire truth because every day I find more and more truths being revealed as part of a whole in this dying world that was originally everyone's to begin. May those who wish to know more come forth. I don't bite...much. Even I have a slight sense of humor you know so just feel free to ask me anything.
Chances are you are a hybrid of some kind. Nearly every person on this planet has some small part of some sort of Extraterrestrial biological DNA in them. There's no telling what kind though. Theoretically yes through genetic manipulation you could easily become a reptilian if you are willing to face a few possible repercussions that is (but who's to say you don't already have a bit of reptilian dna in you?) . Now I say through manipulation repercussions are possible due to the fact that with any genetic altering there's a great risk of something becoming catastrophic in a matter of instances. I suppose I went on longer than I needed to in order to answer a simple question. Yes it is possible but of course by no means easy.
I have lots of questions. I have recently heard about the existence of reptilians and was quite shocked as I had never heard of anything like this before. I want to understand more but am struggling to understand the differences between species. As I understand it, we are all really hybrids as everyone's genes are all mixed up so I'm guessing people with over 50% reptilian genes are then called reptilian. I was surprised to read that reptilians cannot naturally mate with humans as I understood that hybrid reptilians could go through their whole lives not knowing they were hybrids. I believe that we are all equal, regardless of what bodies we are in now. So what is the main differences between reptilians/reptilian hybrids who are aware that they are, and humans?Do reptilian hybrids have emotions as humans do? If I as a human can't tell whether or not someone is a hybrid what's to say I wouldn't marry one?And if I did would it matter? How would it make a difference to my life?There seems to be a lot of stuff on the internet about how evil reptilians are and controlling human kind, etc. As I said I believe we are all equal and that our souls are all made from the same fabric so don't subscribe to this "evil" view. But I want to understand. Reptilians seem to be more intelligent than humans in general. But at a certain level of evolution we are all the same really. Do reptilians have an agenda against humans? But there are so many of us all mixed here together on this planet I don't really think that is possible. To sum up, what are the main differences, do humans have something to fear, do reptilians drink blood and all those superstitions that are flying around?Excuse my ignorance but I don't want to be in fear I want to understand. What does shapeshifting actually mean?Does it mean a hybrid reptilian who normally looks human can change into a lizard like creature?Why and how often would a reptilian do that?I mean, what's the point of it?All this information is very new to me so it would be great if I could get some more knowledge on the subject! Thanks a lot.
The thing is (as you mentioned) would it be possible to tell a difference between a regular human and a hybrid. You also asked if reptilian hybrids have a "soul" or emotion as humans do. The answer is that a reptilian hybrid can work in 2 ways.
1. The hybrid will be more reptilian and have thoughts and abilities like any other person but a lack of emotion somewhat while still retaining a degree of emotional understanding enough to still experience love, fear, etc. but maybe not as much as someone with more human dna in them.
or
2. The dna leans over into the more human side of the dna and while the person in question may have heightened abilities as compared to some others they would still retain a better emotional understanding and possibly deny the other side of themselves.
The term for these types of hybrids is generally "Hu-Brids" as in more human spirited hybrids who however may be capable of reptilian abilities if the reptilian part of their dna is awakened.
Oh and yes it is possible someone could go their entire life and be completely unaware of their extraterrestrial dna coding interconnecting with the human coding.
You asked if reptilians were "evil" and the answer is no. Evil is a perception used to explain a type of behavior exhibited by someone. Humans tend to label some things as being evil simply because they are doing things against what they have naturally grown to label as being good which is also a perception. In ancient times people have fought relentlessly for things that (at that time) were considered to be "good" reasons a key example being the Salem Witch Trials. Now however people have a better perspective and realize that what they considered right may have been wrong. Its all a matter of perception on things I do not believe anything truly is good or evil at any given time. It is all a matter of perception. There are things that may be dark and there are things in the light and the two balance but neither is truly good or evil.
Now to answer if reptilians do have an agenda against humans. The answer is that yes they are working on several things to reclaim the earth as their own. This is seen again as being evil but as anyone should know humans have killed each other and worked in the same conquering fashion in the past so its not necessarily placed correctly when a human begins to judge what is right and wrong when they have done the same "evils" to their own in the past for what? Control. Its a human nature to not wish to be beaten, in fact thats a nature everything has. When the creature in question faces defeat they call the attacker evil. The attacker is simply doing in their mind "what is best" for their own in easier terms. Is it fair that the attacker is labeled as being an evil beast simply because they are doing what they think is best for their own to grow? Not exactly. Everything has a weakness even humanity. That is why the entire war against reptilians is becoming so chaotic. Humanity is not use to their own mortality.
I can go into that for a while but i will continue to answer your other questions here. You asked if the reptilian superstitions are true. I would say a lot of them are falsely placed and written out of paranoia on some humans part. Reptilians being carnivores and all suggests that they would eat a human if they were hungry enough. Of course keep in mind though that they can also eat anything humans eat and they are not a bunch of ravenous beasts planning on devouring every human they see or even abduct. Reptilians are aware of how society would react with such an event happening which is why nearly every abductee (if not all) are seen to be returned unharmed. Contrary to belief the greys and reptilians do not abduct people just to hurt them. They are doing testing on certain humans and seeing which ones are actually evolving because the draconians are generally very interested in genetic and biological developement.
I am going to move on to your other questions for a moment. I've explained a bit on each and I can explain more later. For now I just wish to get out a few basic things to help you build on the rest that I'll be explaining.
As for the ability to shapeshift and whatnot. Yes some reptilians are capable of shapeshifting while others do not have the ability come to them so easily. Some hybrids learn to shapeshift but several do not even become aware of the ability or even that they are actual reptilian hybrids.
To answer as to why a reptilian would shapeshift to appear human its to observe the human interaction in this world. What better way to learn about something than to actually interact and learn its ways? I wish to share more with you..and I would like to mention that yes I am in fact a reptilian, not exactly a full shapeshifter just yet I am still becoming aware of my own abilities and everything else thats going on. You do not have to believe me at all with any of this keep in mind but I do hope you trust me because to be honest there are several other reptilian leaders out there who even I do not agree with so yes individuality is in existence with reptilians. Reptilians share similarities to humans on many levels that people tend to not even see. We are part of different societies sure but we easily fall into similar situations such as who our leaders are and it goes on and on and on. This is where the two societies become one I believe, the areas we share the same hardships.
I will explain more to you in time to come for now I need to be tending to a few other things.
prince.todd@gmail.com
Aside from all of that you say that what you're looking for hope. It would be foolish to say there is none available. The future is very bleak but also in progress of being born. Therefore nothing is absolute just yet...it is obvious what will be arriving in soon time will be a very dark sight but even when a piercing noise fills the air unlike any other that brings danger there is hope of escaping. I wish to speak more to you...I know I usually do not give out my own email address too often but in this case you can use it to contact me via email or even a instant message service: Scaarhastath@yahoo.com
"When Pandora beckons a storm of life's cruelities you must hold close the mirrored reality already present that has kept you alive throughout a journey of sorrow."
That was something that just happened to come to mind for this situation..and so I hope you hold those words close. I will speak to you again as soon as I am able.
I was in a boxed room and there was nothing much in there at all but these window-like frames in front of me that I could see through. They were not typical of the windows seen on a house but were flat almost like screens of some sort. I looked through them and saw military soldiers all over the streets including the area I grew up in if I saw what I think I did. Some even had black SWAT outfits and I saw them breaking into the homes of many terrified people. It was unnerving but somehow I was calm as I saw this as if I myself was in no real danger. If that was not enough I heard a noise and looked around more to see (suddenly in a 1st person view) helicopters that were a tan/sandy color and some were darker. Suddenly a thought hit my head that said "Gunships" and soon after this hit the inside of my mind..."Russia".
I do not know what to make of it at the time. All I will say regarding it is that this dream has a very possible reality of coming into being so I warn any person to be cautioned for this very real possibility. If a martial law were declared America would see an extremely dark event. In which case all I can recommend is either hiding underground in some sort of home for yourself or get to another country and make a underground home there. I could elaborate on most of this. For now I don't have the time though. I have to prepare myself for anything as well just in case. Though if anyone as usual has any concerns/questions let me know and I'll do what I can. Sorry this message isn't more detailed I've been in a rush with quite a few things. Well..to everyone.. take care and trust yourself before man.
Its practically started in Arkansas due to what was claimed to be gang-like activity in certain areas. Look this is how things start. Its all DELUSION.
I cannot mention it enough to people. When someone wishes to manipulate and control there are very basic guidelines that must be followed. For one you NEVER reveal your intentions. Instead you reveal "scraps" of truth but in a way that makes the situation seem entirely acceptable regardless of how much people know about it. Secondly you ALWAYS reveal the same information over and over and over again but why? Because of one simple thing to remember..."repetition equals manipulation" by repeating something into someone's average mind you find something easily altered. People are told the same things constantly (ex. by parents, some religions, etc.) and we've all seen the consequences of their their own way. Do something NOW. I mean it NOW. There's only so much yet practically no time time to wase.
Ok now basically what every single american will be dealing with in the near future is (as my fears confirmed) martial law type situations. I despise the fact that my own suspicions on this in the past have come true.
Take a look at what happened in Los Angeles this month, yes, this month, august 2008.
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