Religion

• Places I've Found Jesus
  20 May 2009 09:51 by Mark
  Comments: 3
  
  I've found Jesus! Now it's his turn! No, just kidding. But I have seen him around.
• That Uncut Bible
  04 Apr 2009 12:00 by Mark
  Comments: 4
  
  More uncensored passages from the bible than you can shake a stick at. More, even, than you can wave some incense at.
• An Interview With Ray Comfort
  06 Mar 2009 11:03 by Mark
  Comments: 13
  
  An interview with a man incapable of comprehending logic or reason and who thinks the banana is proof of God. The banana. Proof of God. And this isn't a Douglas Adams novel either. Ladies and gentlemen: Ray Comfort.
• A Gay Sex Date With Fred Phelps
  27 Feb 2009 09:15 by Mark
  Comments: 8
  
  Fred Phelps is coming over for some gay sex! Fred Phelps is coming over for some gay sex! Fred Phelps is coming over for some gay sex! I'm soooo excited! I hope he's not weird or anything.
• Arguing With Catholics
  14 Jan 2009 14:01 by Mark
  Comments: 17
  
  I had an argument with some Catholics on Twitter. I ... I don't know what came over me. The spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster came over me and touched me with his noodly appendage and, and, well I couldn't help myself. I feel so dirty. Arguing. On the internet. With religious people. What was I thinking!?
• Second Secret Gospel Chapter
  06 Jan 2009 11:50 by Mark
  Comments: 6
  
  What are the odds? At just about the same time that Israel is disproportionately attacking the Palestinians and killing women and children by the hundred I only go and find another previously unpublished Gospel chapter from Mark! Wow!
• Religious TV Schedule Highlights
  31 Dec 2008 15:00 by Mark
  Comments: 1
  
  A selection of must see (if you don't want to be damned for all eternity you heathen swine) television programmes.
• Religious Perfume
  22 Oct 2008 14:56 by Mark
  Comments: 7
  
  As many people will know, I'm a collector of vintage magazines and I'm particularly fond of adverts in particular as they demonstrate a fascinating snapshot into the banality of life in decades past, so it is probably no surprise to learn that men's and women's fragrances based on religious themes is hardly new at all.
• Getting To Know Me
  14 Oct 2008 15:53 by Mark
  Comments: 22
  
  The web's social or so they say but it isn't much like a society with which I'm familiar unless you know of a society that thrives solely on self-promotion, lies, and egotism. I sure hope I haven't just described the society I actually live within just there. But anyway, let's self-promote, lie, and stroke my ego by talking about me.
• British Creationists
  16 Sep 2008 20:45 by Mark
  Comments: 6
  
  An adult who believes in Santa is locked up. An adult who believes in fairies is heavily medicated to keep them out of harm. An adult who believes in monsters under the stairs needs constant supervision. An adult who believes an invisible person snapped his fingers and made the world in six days a few thousand years ago is apparently perfectly justified in their beliefs somehow.
• Christian Versus Atheist
  28 May 2008 19:05 by Mark
  Comments: 70
  
  Play the game that every Christian needs to play in order to train to fight the evil hordes of Atheists!
• Evolution Of The Races
  19 Apr 2008 15:37 by Mark
  Comments: 11
  
  Is it possible that the various human races evolved from different types of apes or, indeed, different species altogether? Or is the person who thought this a complete moron?
• Enter The Priesthood
  14 Apr 2008 15:45 by Mark
  Comments: 19
  
  The Catholic Church in the United Kingdom is running short of priests. Time for a recruitment drive!
• Return Of The Uncut Bible
  27 Feb 2008 15:12 by Mark
  Comments: 2
  
  They say that bad things come in threes and the makers of all those other Bibles would probably agree as we reach the third, thrilling collection of passages from Old Wumpard's Uncensored Bible.
  
  Thrill to quotes from the New Testament!
  Scream at verses from the Old Testament!
  Accept no other Bible!
• Some Rules For A Long-Running Rant …
  06 Jun 2007 08:41 by Math
  Comments: 11
  
  Some thoughts on how to create a balance to debates on the (non)-existence of God (from an imbalanced mind).
• Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, Watch
  21 Apr 2007 10:00 by Mark
  Comments: 1
  
  Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch ... even though it should be watch then wallet ... anyway ... it's the method of remembering how to make the sign of the cross. This explains why women can't do it very well. I mean ... whoever heard of a woman with a wallet? That's crazy!
• More Uncut Bible
  03 Oct 2006 19:07 by Mark
  Comments: 1
  
  In this time of trouble let us turn once again to some uplifting quotes from Old Wumpard's Uncensored Bible.
• The Christ Caper
  24 Jun 2006 10:33 by Mark
  Comments: 3
  
  Another exciting adventure for biblical detective and drunkard Samuel Spadius! This week: Sam falls foul of an elaborate plan by the Romans to crush Christianity!
• The Bible: Uncut
  01 Mar 2006 15:04 by Mark
  Comments: 5
  
  Quotes from the Bible - too hot for the Church!
• Designed By God
  01 Feb 2006 11:28 by Mark
  Comments: 17
  
  Your body was designed by God. If you have any problems with your Godbod 2000 then please return it in the original packaging to Womb, c/o Your Mother.
• My First God
  10 Jan 2006 10:52 by Mark
  Comments: 1
  
  Start your 'My First God' collection today and smite any of your friends who won't follow in your footsteps.
• Intelligent Design Explained Intelligently
  05 Aug 2005 13:07 by Mark
  Comments: 30
  
  What is Intelligent Design? Is it intelligent? Well, George W Bush supports it so that should give you your answer. This article attempts to explain ID and other non-scientific scientific theories.
• A Bunch Of Cults
  19 Jul 2005 14:50 by Mark
  Comments: 5
  
  What's your favourite cult? Really? "Christians" you say. Bearded man and sandals? Sounds scary.
• The Jerusalem Caper
  15 Jun 2005 14:21 by Mark
  Comments: 8
  
  Thrill to another exciting adventure from Samuel Spadius, Biblical Detective! This week: The Jerusalem Caper!
• Christians
  26 Nov 2004 16:14 by Mark
  Comments: 24
  
  Have you ever been to chick.com? Oh, you should! You really should. Because if you're not a Christian ... you're going to HELL!
• Secret Gospel Chapter: Revealed!
  11 Nov 2004 13:05 by Mark
  Comments: 3
  
  Scholars have long suspected that Mark wrote a so-called 'secret gospel chapter' never printed in the Bible. Scholars have also suspected that girls avoid them because they're afraid of their brain power. One suspicion is correct.