Are you a new dad who wants a headstart on embarrassing your offspring with puns at inappropriate moments?
Or are you a dad who just needs a refresher course in eliciting groans of despair at family gatherings?
Then sit back and enjoy part 1 of this unmissable internet guide to Puns For Dads.
Today we’ll be looking at the humble flan; occasionally wheeled out at family meals, this bastion of food provides a large number of puns guaranteed to make your children die a little inside.
Scenario: On first seeing the flan
- Well, flancy that!
- Blimey! That’s flantastic!
- That looks so delicious I could dance the flandango.
- Someone sound a flanfare!
Scenario: Praising the flan-maker
- This is so good it deserves flanmail
- Did you flan to make it this tasty?
- You must be the man with the flan!
- The filling’s sweeter than a Flan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
- This can’t be real. It’s more like a flantasy.
- Flankyou very much for this.
Scenario: Referencing movies to increase cringing
- It’s certainly no Flantom Menace!
- It goes down easier than Flan 9 From Outer Space!
- Did you find this in the Fland That Time Forgot?
- Was this produced by Flancis Ford Coppola by any chance?