Portsmouth 4 Southampton 1

Dejan and Arjen celebrateOn Sunday Harry "Judas" Redknapp brought his "team" of has-beens and never-was-beens back to the club he stabbed in the back after having a hissy fit. In case you missed the result … Portsmouth demolished Southampton 4-1. Is demolished the right word? Is humiliated better? Slaughtered? Stomped all over? Squatted over and crapped on?

Musical interlude …

Is this the way to relegation?
I’ve been tasting the Coke sensation.
Is this the way to relegation?
Coca Cola’s right for me.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (clap, clap)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (clap, clap)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (clap, clap)
We’re gonna send the scummers down.

Hangover News!

Ouch.

Had both sets of parents around for the match. Not sure of my personal total but between the six of us – from 11AM to around 3:30PMish (maybe) – we got through:

  • 21 bottles of Carlsberg Export,
  • one litre of Liebfraumilch,
  • one 75cl bottle of Bacardi,
  • a third of a bottle of Woodford Reserve,
  • a quarter of a bottle of Remy Martin,
  • two bottles of Babycham (mixer for the cognac before you ask),
  • a quarter of a bottle of tequila.

My hangover refuses to leave but he is a welcome reminder of events to savour and I embrace him like a friend. Now … is there anything good to read?

Overpowered is a good word.
Southampton crumble … so they did!
Ripe for relegation has a nice ring to it.
Woeful. Ooh.
Disastrous sounds about right, mwahahahaha!
Devastating. Yes, yes it was. Delightfully so.

Hey … why not watch the goals from this match all over again?

Author: Mark

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5 Comments

  1. Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t H leave Pompey due to his position there becoming untenable? Mandaric had appointed a director of football above H and was refusing to release funds for transfers, which lead to Redknapp taking the long walk.

    He was still a silly bastard going to s’oton though. They’ve always been shite!

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  2. Fair enough, I knew H was originally DoF at Pompey but that’s when Brian (I didn’t do it) Rix was Manager and let’s face it, it was inevitable that he’d go once Redknapp was ensconced. I’ve got a soft spot for H even though his wheeling and dealing ended up crippling the Irons (allegedly) he still got us into Europe and had us fairly high up in the Prem too. Mind you, if he had fucked off to the Yids or the Pikeys after us I’d be demanding his head too. 🙂

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  3. blue army

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  4. I AND ALL MY CITY ARE FUCKING FISH FUCKING WANKERS

    I CAME TO THIS SITE LOOKING FOR ‘SOUTHAMPTON JOKES’ … YES … YES THEY ARE

    THIS COMMENT MAY HAVE BEEN EDITED SLIGHTLY

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  5. With apologies to Britney Spears:

    OOPS! We did it again!

    4-1 to the Pompey boys. One team in Hampshire! There’s only one team in Hampshire.

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