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    • Post iconHow To Kiss
      01 Jun 2009 12:11 by Mark
      Comments: 23


      A guide for boys or girls of all ages wondering how to kiss or worried about their first kiss.
    • Post iconStar Trek: The Next Generation: Recast
      11 May 2009 11:00 by Mark
      Comments: 24


      In the wake of J.J.Abrams remake of Star Trek, here's a photoshop recasting of The Next Generation crew.
    • Post iconMore Vintage Slug Adverts
      23 Apr 2009 20:36 by Mark
      Comments: 5


      More vintage advertising scans featuring everyone's favourite animal: the slug? I'm spoiling you!
    • Post iconPretentious Book Reviews: Mr Greedy
      20 Mar 2009 12:21 by Mark
      Comments: 4


      Part of the neOnbubble series of pretentious book reviews. Discover the underlying metaphors, biting social satire, highbrow wit, and all that other stuff you're too stupid to get without help in one of Roger Hargreaves' masterpieces of modern fiction, Mr Greedy.
    • Post iconNiche Magazine Failures
      11 Mar 2009 15:47 by Mark
      Comments: 11


      Magazines that survived only a few issues before failure for tapping into a market that simply wasn't there.
    • Post iconEntrecard Advert Design
      25 Feb 2009 11:51 by Mark
      Comments: 22


      Entrecard adverts are not all terrible. But some of them make up for it by being super-awful! Yin and yang. Matter and anti-matter. Or something. Here are some ads that I really don't like too much.
    • Post iconArguing With Catholics
      14 Jan 2009 14:01 by Mark
      Comments: 17


      I had an argument with some Catholics on Twitter. I ... I don't know what came over me. The spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster came over me and touched me with his noodly appendage and, and, well I couldn't help myself. I feel so dirty. Arguing. On the internet. With religious people. What was I thinking!?
    • Post iconThe Twitter Experience
      05 Jan 2009 19:17 by Mark
      Comments: 8


      Heard about Twitter but don't know what Twitter is? If only there was an internet you could search and discover a dreadful description of the web service.
    • Post iconMake Your Own Beermat
      20 Sep 2008 13:04 by Mark
      Comments: 10


      A few easy steps to help you make your very own beermat just like the ones you see in pubs!
    • Post iconJulie Moult, Idiot
      27 Aug 2008 16:03 by Mark
      Comments: 5


      Julie Moult is an idiot who ignores explanations from Google and publishes moronic statements counter to them. And she hates raccoons. What sort of idiot hates raccoons? Oh yeah, Julie Moult.
    • Post iconIn Conversation With An I.T. Consultant
      19 Aug 2008 12:53 by Mark
      Comments: 13


      An actual conversation with an actual consultant who's actually been in the industry for over twenty years.
    • Post iconChristian Versus Atheist
      28 May 2008 19:05 by Mark
      Comments: 70


      Play the game that every Christian needs to play in order to train to fight the evil hordes of Atheists!
    • Post iconEvolution Of The Races
      19 Apr 2008 15:37 by Mark
      Comments: 11


      Is it possible that the various human races evolved from different types of apes or, indeed, different species altogether? Or is the person who thought this a complete moron?
    • Post iconVintage Slug Advertising
      29 Mar 2008 09:42 by Mark
      Comments: 8


      Celebrating the golden age of advertising and the marketing world's flirtation with all things slug-related.
    • Post iconHow To Fit A Toilet
      23 Mar 2008 10:35 by Mark
      Comments: 10


      Ever wanted a toilet fitted but didn't want to spend millions of pounds for a plumber? Then you need the internet. In the absence of the internet this post about fitting toilets might do in a pinch.
    • Post iconWhat Windows Said
      19 Feb 2008 14:49 by Mark
      Comments: 5


      Microsoft Windows has been talking to me ... but he lied! He lied!!!!!
    • Post iconStrictly Come Dancing 2007
      18 Oct 2007 19:55 by Mark
      Comments: 12


      It's 2007 and it's the BBC! It's time for Bruce to overrun his monologues and Tess to be decked out in some new and hideous designer dress. It's Strictly Come Dancing!
    • Post iconFriendly Fire To Be Reclassified
      25 Aug 2007 10:02 by Ira Estate
      Comments: 3


      British military officials today bowed down to the wishes of the public and agreed to formally reclassify incidents previously known as "friendly fire". From now on all such occurrences of military death resulting from accidental actions by allies will be referred to in official documents and media dispatches as "killed by some fuckwit".
    • Post iconJoost Invitations
      04 May 2007 13:53 by Mark
      Comments: 1


      Joost Invitations ... are something I don't have. Not a one. Not even a less than one. Or do I? No. But might I? Mayhaps. But not as I write this. Oh no sir.
    • Post iconCat Pee
      29 Jan 2007 13:05 by Mark
      Comments: 21


      How do you stop a cat from peeing in the house? No, that's not the start of a joke.

      Discover just what I've tried in a valiant - yet failed - attempt to keep my house feline urine-free.
    • Post iconThat Phunny Pharmacy
      11 Oct 2006 13:00 by Mark
      Comments: 8


      Ha ha, hilarious, ha, ha ha, side-splitting, ha ha ha, bravo! Another fabulous comic strip featuring Senor Pig-Head and The Boy Tentacle!
    • Post iconMore Uncut Bible
      03 Oct 2006 19:07 by Mark
      Comments: 1


      In this time of trouble let us turn once again to some uplifting quotes from Old Wumpard's Uncensored Bible.
    • Post iconAbbey National Bank Charges
      30 Sep 2006 12:03 by Mark
      Comments: 44


      Let's talk about Abbey National Bank charges and their banking practices.
    • Post iconAngelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Baby Photos
      08 Jun 2006 15:56 by Mark
      Comments: 18


      Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and baby photos. Together. Exclusive. Without spending quite as much as Hello! magazine.
    • Post iconHottest Sci-Fi Babes. Ever!!!!
      06 Apr 2006 12:04 by Mark
      Comments: 26


      Not just hot sci-fi babes, but OMGSOHOT! And that's hot like Uhura's fan dance in Star Trek V. No, wait, not quite that hot.
    • Post iconYour Colostomy Bag And You
      30 Mar 2006 15:15 by Mark
      Comments: 9


      Thinking about installing a colostomy bag? Then this invaluable (or valueless) guide is what you need!
    • Post iconThe Bible: Uncut
      01 Mar 2006 15:04 by Mark
      Comments: 5


      Quotes from the Bible - too hot for the Church!
    • Post iconDesigned By God
      01 Feb 2006 11:28 by Mark
      Comments: 17


      Your body was designed by God. If you have any problems with your Godbod 2000 then please return it in the original packaging to Womb, c/o Your Mother.
    • Post icon50 Things To Do With Animal Heads
      08 Aug 2005 21:06 by Mark
      Comments: 0


      Original post lost in the great data loss of '05 ... but found again through the miracle of someone copying it and posting it on another website! Hooray!
    • Post iconIntelligent Design Explained Intelligently
      05 Aug 2005 13:07 by Mark
      Comments: 30


      What is Intelligent Design? Is it intelligent? Well, George W Bush supports it so that should give you your answer. This article attempts to explain ID and other non-scientific scientific theories.
    • Post iconThe Joy Of Pointing with Tim Westwood
      14 Jul 2005 15:27 by Mark
      Comments: 28


      Hey kids! Want to point like the hip-hop stars do? Then you need this exclusive Tim Westwood guide to pointing like a dope def bad mofo gangsta. Dope.
    • Post iconOffice Exercises
      06 Jul 2005 11:06 by Mark
      Comments: 7


      Keeping fit used to be reserved for the filthy rich, the unemployed, or people without cable television and the internet but now you can exercise at your office desk in comfort.
    • Post iconMen! How to wrap presents
      30 Jun 2005 13:13 by Mark
      Comments: 29


      This handy guide to wrapping presents for men (using giftwrap, no less!) will help you avoid the pitfalls I fell into. Hint: don't wrap gifts near pits.
    • Post iconAn interview with Dr Brian Cox
      08 Jun 2005 09:36 by Mark
      Comments: 56


      Who else would dare to interview a scientist? Who? That's right! Nobody! Fear my strange desire to do so!
    • Post iconHow to be a DJ
      23 May 2005 13:13 by Mark
      Comments: 15


      Ever wanted to be a DJ? Not one of those rich, respected, club DJs mind. I'm talking about the sort of DJ that caters for weddings, parties, Christmas dos, etc. Learn more inside!
    • Post iconPictures of Lady Sovereign
      18 May 2005 19:11 by Mark
      Comments: 187


      I have no idea who Lady Sovereign is but 'the kids' seem to know and seem to be drawn to this site ever since I put up my Jentina article and photos. Well, let's milk that traffic.
    • Post iconNecrophilia for beginners
      01 May 2005 13:20 by Mark
      Comments: 36


      A guide to necrophilia that may one day be adopted by the US Government when abstinence-only is finally shown to be a crock of shit.
    • Post iconGirls Aloud: Pictures and information
      03 Apr 2005 10:54 by Mark
      Comments: 255


      If you're after pictures - possibly nude pictures! (I wouldn't get your hopes up though) - of the 'hot and sexy' (source: man under bridge) girls of the band Girls Aloud then come inside. Er. The site.
    • Post iconReptilian Diary
      20 Jan 2005 14:53 by Mark
      Comments: 134


      I am a Reptilian. David Icke was right all along. But that doesn't mean I'm not warm, caring, and lovable. Okay, I'm not, but it doesn't mean that I couldn't be.
    • Post iconRoad House
      30 Dec 2004 15:14 by Mark
      Comments: 12


      I got Road House, the Patrick Swayze classic movie, for Christmas. Consider this review punishment for something you did in a previous life.
    • Post iconAmerican Football Explained
      24 Nov 2004 15:21 by Mark
      Comments: 33


      The NFL (pronounced 'niffle') is America's national football league and I love it. But for those who don't, here's an explanation of the game.
    • Post iconYour First Camel
      09 Aug 2004 16:20 by Mark
      Comments: 9


      In the 1950s everyone thought we'd be flying in hovercars. In the 1960s everyone thought we'd be flying around in jetpacks. Now in the 2000s we can see that camels are the only answer.
    • Post iconPool
      12 Jul 2004 19:19 by Mark
      Comments: 9


      Pictures of Michaela Tabb naked are probably what most men would like to see in an article about the World Pool Championships. I guarantee it. Do I guarantee it? I guarantee it.
    • Post iconPictures of Jentina
      19 Jun 2004 14:07 by Mark
      Comments: 327


      Jentina, hot new starlet set to storm the UK charts with ... oh, I just can't lie, she's awful. Check out no pictures of her here.
    • Post iconSick Jokes
      28 Apr 2004 14:11 by Mark
      Comments: 377


      Playful paedophilia, animal sex, and dead baby jokes. Sick, obviously, but funny if you have a sense of humour


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