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How To Kiss
01 Jun 2009 12:11 by Mark
Comments: 23

A guide for boys or girls of all ages wondering how to kiss or worried about their first kiss.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Recast
11 May 2009 11:00 by Mark
Comments: 24

In the wake of J.J.Abrams remake of Star Trek, here's a photoshop recasting of The Next Generation crew.
More Vintage Slug Adverts
23 Apr 2009 20:36 by Mark
Comments: 5

More vintage advertising scans featuring everyone's favourite animal: the slug? I'm spoiling you!
Pretentious Book Reviews: Mr Greedy
20 Mar 2009 12:21 by Mark
Comments: 4

Part of the neOnbubble series of pretentious book reviews. Discover the underlying metaphors, biting social satire, highbrow wit, and all that other stuff you're too stupid to get without help in one of Roger Hargreaves' masterpieces of modern fiction, Mr Greedy.
Niche Magazine Failures
11 Mar 2009 15:47 by Mark
Comments: 11

Magazines that survived only a few issues before failure for tapping into a market that simply wasn't there.
Entrecard Advert Design
25 Feb 2009 11:51 by Mark
Comments: 22

Entrecard adverts are not all terrible. But some of them make up for it by being super-awful! Yin and yang. Matter and anti-matter. Or something. Here are some ads that I really don't like too much.
Arguing With Catholics
14 Jan 2009 14:01 by Mark
Comments: 17

I had an argument with some Catholics on Twitter. I ... I don't know what came over me. The spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster came over me and touched me with his noodly appendage and, and, well I couldn't help myself. I feel so dirty. Arguing. On the internet. With religious people. What was I thinking!?
The Twitter Experience
05 Jan 2009 19:17 by Mark
Comments: 8

Heard about Twitter but don't know what Twitter is? If only there was an internet you could search and discover a dreadful description of the web service.
Make Your Own Beermat
20 Sep 2008 13:04 by Mark
Comments: 10

A few easy steps to help you make your very own beermat just like the ones you see in pubs!
Julie Moult, Idiot
27 Aug 2008 16:03 by Mark
Comments: 5

Julie Moult is an idiot who ignores explanations from Google and publishes moronic statements counter to them. And she hates raccoons. What sort of idiot hates raccoons? Oh yeah, Julie Moult.
In Conversation With An I.T. Consultant
19 Aug 2008 12:53 by Mark
Comments: 13

An actual conversation with an actual consultant who's actually been in the industry for over twenty years.
Christian Versus Atheist
28 May 2008 19:05 by Mark
Comments: 70

Play the game that every Christian needs to play in order to train to fight the evil hordes of Atheists!
Evolution Of The Races
19 Apr 2008 15:37 by Mark
Comments: 11

Is it possible that the various human races evolved from different types of apes or, indeed, different species altogether? Or is the person who thought this a complete moron?
Vintage Slug Advertising
29 Mar 2008 09:42 by Mark
Comments: 8

Celebrating the golden age of advertising and the marketing world's flirtation with all things slug-related.
How To Fit A Toilet
23 Mar 2008 10:35 by Mark
Comments: 10

Ever wanted a toilet fitted but didn't want to spend millions of pounds for a plumber? Then you need the internet. In the absence of the internet this post about fitting toilets might do in a pinch.
What Windows Said
19 Feb 2008 14:49 by Mark
Comments: 5

Microsoft Windows has been talking to me ... but he lied! He lied!!!!!
Strictly Come Dancing 2007
18 Oct 2007 19:55 by Mark
Comments: 12

It's 2007 and it's the BBC! It's time for Bruce to overrun his monologues and Tess to be decked out in some new and hideous designer dress. It's Strictly Come Dancing!
Friendly Fire To Be Reclassified
25 Aug 2007 10:02 by Ira Estate
Comments: 3

British military officials today bowed down to the wishes of the public and agreed to formally reclassify incidents previously known as "friendly fire". From now on all such occurrences of military death resulting from accidental actions by allies will be referred to in official documents and media dispatches as "killed by some fuckwit".
Joost Invitations
04 May 2007 13:53 by Mark
Comments: 1

Joost Invitations ... are something I don't have. Not a one. Not even a less than one. Or do I? No. But might I? Mayhaps. But not as I write this. Oh no sir.
Cat Pee
29 Jan 2007 13:05 by Mark
Comments: 21

How do you stop a cat from peeing in the house? No, that's not the start of a joke.

Discover just what I've tried in a valiant - yet failed - attempt to keep my house feline urine-free.
That Phunny Pharmacy
11 Oct 2006 13:00 by Mark
Comments: 8

Ha ha, hilarious, ha, ha ha, side-splitting, ha ha ha, bravo! Another fabulous comic strip featuring Senor Pig-Head and The Boy Tentacle!
More Uncut Bible
03 Oct 2006 19:07 by Mark
Comments: 1

In this time of trouble let us turn once again to some uplifting quotes from Old Wumpard's Uncensored Bible.
Abbey National Bank Charges
30 Sep 2006 12:03 by Mark
Comments: 44

Let's talk about Abbey National Bank charges and their banking practices.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Baby Photos
08 Jun 2006 15:56 by Mark
Comments: 18

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and baby photos. Together. Exclusive. Without spending quite as much as Hello! magazine.
Hottest Sci-Fi Babes. Ever!!!!
06 Apr 2006 12:04 by Mark
Comments: 26

Not just hot sci-fi babes, but OMGSOHOT! And that's hot like Uhura's fan dance in Star Trek V. No, wait, not quite that hot.
Your Colostomy Bag And You
30 Mar 2006 15:15 by Mark
Comments: 9

Thinking about installing a colostomy bag? Then this invaluable (or valueless) guide is what you need!
The Bible: Uncut
01 Mar 2006 15:04 by Mark
Comments: 5

Quotes from the Bible - too hot for the Church!
Designed By God
01 Feb 2006 11:28 by Mark
Comments: 17

Your body was designed by God. If you have any problems with your Godbod 2000 then please return it in the original packaging to Womb, c/o Your Mother.
50 Things To Do With Animal Heads
08 Aug 2005 21:06 by Mark
Comments: 0

Original post lost in the great data loss of '05 ... but found again through the miracle of someone copying it and posting it on another website! Hooray!
Intelligent Design Explained Intelligently
05 Aug 2005 13:07 by Mark
Comments: 30

What is Intelligent Design? Is it intelligent? Well, George W Bush supports it so that should give you your answer. This article attempts to explain ID and other non-scientific scientific theories.
The Joy Of Pointing with Tim Westwood
14 Jul 2005 15:27 by Mark
Comments: 28

Hey kids! Want to point like the hip-hop stars do? Then you need this exclusive Tim Westwood guide to pointing like a dope def bad mofo gangsta. Dope.
Office Exercises
06 Jul 2005 11:06 by Mark
Comments: 7

Keeping fit used to be reserved for the filthy rich, the unemployed, or people without cable television and the internet but now you can exercise at your office desk in comfort.
Men! How to wrap presents
30 Jun 2005 13:13 by Mark
Comments: 29

This handy guide to wrapping presents for men (using giftwrap, no less!) will help you avoid the pitfalls I fell into. Hint: don't wrap gifts near pits.
An interview with Dr Brian Cox
08 Jun 2005 09:36 by Mark
Comments: 56

Who else would dare to interview a scientist? Who? That's right! Nobody! Fear my strange desire to do so!
How to be a DJ
23 May 2005 13:13 by Mark
Comments: 15

Ever wanted to be a DJ? Not one of those rich, respected, club DJs mind. I'm talking about the sort of DJ that caters for weddings, parties, Christmas dos, etc. Learn more inside!
Pictures of Lady Sovereign
18 May 2005 19:11 by Mark
Comments: 187

I have no idea who Lady Sovereign is but 'the kids' seem to know and seem to be drawn to this site ever since I put up my Jentina article and photos. Well, let's milk that traffic.
Necrophilia for beginners
01 May 2005 13:20 by Mark
Comments: 36

A guide to necrophilia that may one day be adopted by the US Government when abstinence-only is finally shown to be a crock of shit.
Girls Aloud: Pictures and information
03 Apr 2005 10:54 by Mark
Comments: 255

If you're after pictures - possibly nude pictures! (I wouldn't get your hopes up though) - of the 'hot and sexy' (source: man under bridge) girls of the band Girls Aloud then come inside. Er. The site.
Reptilian Diary
20 Jan 2005 14:53 by Mark
Comments: 134

I am a Reptilian. David Icke was right all along. But that doesn't mean I'm not warm, caring, and lovable. Okay, I'm not, but it doesn't mean that I couldn't be.
Road House
30 Dec 2004 15:14 by Mark
Comments: 12

I got Road House, the Patrick Swayze classic movie, for Christmas. Consider this review punishment for something you did in a previous life.
American Football Explained
24 Nov 2004 15:21 by Mark
Comments: 33

The NFL (pronounced 'niffle') is America's national football league and I love it. But for those who don't, here's an explanation of the game.
Your First Camel
09 Aug 2004 16:20 by Mark
Comments: 9

In the 1950s everyone thought we'd be flying in hovercars. In the 1960s everyone thought we'd be flying around in jetpacks. Now in the 2000s we can see that camels are the only answer.
Pool
12 Jul 2004 19:19 by Mark
Comments: 9

Pictures of Michaela Tabb naked are probably what most men would like to see in an article about the World Pool Championships. I guarantee it. Do I guarantee it? I guarantee it.
Pictures of Jentina
19 Jun 2004 14:07 by Mark
Comments: 327

Jentina, hot new starlet set to storm the UK charts with ... oh, I just can't lie, she's awful. Check out no pictures of her here.
Sick Jokes
28 Apr 2004 14:11 by Mark
Comments: 377

Playful paedophilia, animal sex, and dead baby jokes. Sick, obviously, but funny if you have a sense of humour

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