Pictures of Lady Sovereign

If there’s one thing that writing my Pictures Of Jentina article back in June of 2004 has taught me it’s that I’m not that bad at optimising my site and content in order to draw people in, people like to see pictures of celebrities (artistic licence for use of the word "celebrities";bear with me), and children these days are uncapable of spelling. Okay, that’s three things. And uncapable was deliberate.

Anyway, hot on the heels of that Jentina post (or nearly a year later if you want to get all technical and accurate about it) comes the next in my thrilling series: Pictures Of Semi-Famous People ‘N’ 100% True Facts ‘N’ Stuff. It was a difficult choice selecting a new beneficiary for this series but in the end I chose Lady Sovereign. There were a number of reasons why I chose Lady Sovereign but the main one was an attempt to stop people still leaving comments on the Jentina article: it’s been eleven months people! Stop it already! I know most of you couldn’t spell if your life depended on it but I was harbouring a small hope that you knew what dates were, what they looked like, and in what approximate order they tended to appear.

So, on with this entry where I’ve promised to show Lady Sovereign pictures and reveal information about the diminutive singer never before revealed or even made up!

Lady Sovereign

FACT: Lady Sovereign was raised by a family of magicians in London’s beautiful ghetto of Wembley. A fully paid-up member of the magic circle to this day, she uses many of the tricks she has been taught from an early age to distract and entertain people, the most notable being always standing behind a convex lens to appear larger than her true 2’7" frame.

FACT: Lady Sovereign and Jentina are locked in an eternal struggle of good versus evil, right versus wrong, shellsuits versus tracksuits, Wiley-Kit versus Wiley-Kat, Knight Rider versus Are You Being Served? They meet every Saturday night and wrestle in mud with razor blade-studded mittens but nobody is allowed to watch. I have a secret video though but it makes me feel funny when I watch it and I couldn’t possibly share it with a stranger.

FACT: Although she is not allowed to drive a car for security reasons (and because boxes strapped to the feet, while amusing in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, are frowned upon by Her Majesty’s traffic police), Lady Sovereign is permitted to take her fleet of dirigibles out whenever she wants. Last year she fell through a timehole above Harrods and helped to defend London from an air raid by the dastardly hun.

FACT: Lady Sovereign has supported Basement Jaxx. She bought one of their t-shirts.

FACT: Quite often people will visit neOnbubble while trying to find the lyrics to "Sad Arse Strippa" or one of several hundred other spelling variants. You won’t find them on this site. I’m not sure if the song was ever released properly and it’s a shame if that’s the case because there simply aren’t enough tracks in the music charts with arse in the title. Roy Orbison’s 1977 success with "Breakin’ Up All Night Blue Arse" is a notable exception.

Lady Sovereign

FACT: Lady Sovereign would receive more traffic to her website if she was called "Lady Sovrin". Seriously. How many of her fans do you think can actually spell her name? There’s a silent ‘g’ in there! A silent ‘g’! Kids these days have trouble spelling loud letters let alone silent ones.

FACT: The next song to be released as a single by Lady Sovereign will be "9 To 5". It is a reworking of the Dolly Parton song used in the film of the same name. Sov is a big fan of the country and western singer’s and would like to open her own themepark, just like Dolly, in the future. It will possibly be called This Is Lady Sovereign’s Themepark Please Come In but that’s just a working title.

FACT: Lady Sov’s favourite television channel is CNN. She gets all the ideas for her songs from watching the news headlines. Recent track "Random" was about the uprising and violent quelling of protests in Uzbekistan, whereas earlier track "Shhh!" was inspired by trying to watch the stock exchange ticker scroll along the bottom while an anchorman talked about farming subsidies for Argentinian gauchos.

FACT: Lady Sovereign has supported Dizzee Rascal. He mistook her for a footstool.

FACT: It’s very difficult for Lady Sovereign to go out in public without being mobbed or asked for an autograph or asked if she wants to buy some lighters, three for a pound. Subsequently, she spends most of her time in a hole under her mum’s house. She is fed through a straw and allowed one magazine a week but no more otherwise she gets overexcited and it’s impossible to get her to sleep.

Lady Sovereign

FACT: Her best experience while touring occurred last year backstage at a festival when she spotted Justin Timberlake and Donny Osmond playing a table tennis doubles match against N.W.A.’s Eazy-E and Paris Hilton. Eazy’s death in 1995 lends credence to the theory that she was standing too close to the freshly-painted Oasis enclosure at the time.

FACT: There is quite possibly a wealth of information about the star and her fans on the Lady Sovereign Forum but you will need better eyesight than me to be able to read any of it. It hurts! Make the pain stop!

FACT: Lady Sovereign has supported D12. She waved a placard proclaiming their innocence in the bombing of a group of nuns that took place in China.

FACT: Many people will probably be looking for new pictures of Lady Sovereign when they visit this page and will be disappointed that there is nothing of value here; I’m sorry but that’s pretty much the point of this site. I have no doubt that many understandable perverts will be after nude photos of the singer too. To all these people I can only apologise this far into the article too safe in the knowledge none of you are probably reading it.

FACT: To get her distinctive singing style Lady Sovereign spent six months living with zebras in a zoo in El Salvador. She later claimed that she had been kidnapped and held for ransom by La Hachaduran freedom fighters but this was just to earn street cred. Really, she just wanted to sing like the zebras do.

FACT: Mike Skinner of The Streets is reputedly a fan of Lady Sovereign. He has photos of her all over the back of his toilet door. And that’s not all he has on the back of his toilet door if you know what I mean! Huh?! Huh?! He also has a coat hook and a handle that, when turned, opens the door and allows him to leave.

FACT: Lady Sovereign has supported Obie Trice. She comforted him after the death of his woodlouse Bernard.

Author: Mark

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  1. I think ur music is gr8 n ur sexi and if any1 says other bout any of them forget um init.

    wanna talk more add me lady sov on sam14591@msn.com

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  2. "Fiona
    This is hilerious! Esp the Sovrin comment! I’m a big fan and regularly post on her message board and you are not wrong that most of her fans can’t spell! It takes me double the time to read posts because I’m not familiar with the stupid text speak that goes on. You are now officially bookmarked!"

    Hilerious, indeed.

    Intelligence is a curse, i @#$^% swear it.

    ps – your "Anti-spam/anti-moron mathematical question" thing is genius.

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  3. Lady Sovereign is terrible. :-/

    I’ve gotten so sick of her thick accent and her bullshit rhymes. She gives UK artists bad names.

    Nursery rhymin may be where it’s at for the radio and it’s listeners…..but nursery rhymes don’t make you a Great.

    Tupac, Biggie, Eminem, Nas, Jay-Z, Big Pun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lady Sov.

    I’m sure most of you are from the UK and are probably gonna talk shit to me for callin your fav female rapper trash, but I’ve heard better UK mc’s and she makes the UK look bad.

    Now I’m done. Lady Sov has officially been called out for what she is. Just another desperate UK artist who wants to get played on radio with "big" US artists when she should be focusing on the ART of the music.

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    • You are so rude. She can rap better than most men getting airplay. So shut up

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  4. Jay Z is great. And he proclaimed Lady Sov one of the best new talents in rap. So I’ve called it.

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  5. Ha, bigal05 you have proven us right. "A lot" is two separate words, not one. So, I guess you really can’t spell.

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  6. all thaa ppl thaa havv sedd ladyy s.o.v aintt pretty urr all dikhedsss cozz shee isss pretty soo get urr factss riteeeee

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  7. lol lady sov iz fully dank an she iz nasty at spittin so dont diss her i ent as good as her so u lot ent

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  8. i thinck lady soverign rocks and her songs rock as well shes my hero

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  9. she should stop wearing clothes.

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  10. why everyone acting like SOV only got 1 or 2 songs?! look around people! Lady SOV is Raw! Far as that Jentina s*%#, in the skillz department its Lady SOV Hands Down.

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  11. Oh Yeah! D-naro?(really? D-Naro?) LoL. 2-Pac, Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z? C’mon! They greats and all, but remember that most closed minded a** Americans probably never even heard Lady Sov. Did U pick those names out the rappers handbook or what?! Lets not forget that the ART has been Lost (in the mainstream) for a long long time.All the marketing, escalades, "big artists", fake gangstaz, and (paid for) platinum records are tired already! Really though! the REAL ART is in peoples like S.O.V. and all the independents from the U.K., U.S., and all over! Music Not Money. Don’t get it twisted, Im from the Big Bay Area and I support em’ all. By all means, make yo money! But no matter where ya’ from, there are the passionate, then there are the people who are in the right place at the right time. Open ya’ head man! the world is full of REAL talent wether fleeting or flourishing! Wow! Did I say too much? Overboard? Lol! F*@$ IT!!! REALIZM-Keep It In U!

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  12. Kaye yall should stop talkin sht about lady sovereign, She is her own person. and so is everyone in this world. So keep your fackin opinions to yourself she doesnt need them!

    lady sovereign you’re the god!

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  13. low wot eva the sxcest woman in england wants to do u should let her do it even she was 2 shank u blud init

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  14. What, no naked photos!? OH NOES

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  15. PPl have made like shittie websites puttin er down! dont u have ova fings 2 do wiv ya life??? for 1, huu r u 2 call her a Chav? U havent ever met her and u shudnt judge her like that! she is what she wasnts to be, shes her own person and thats wht ppl like her 4! someppl just need 2 gt over it! She doesnt make out shes big, she doesnt show off, she does wt she wants nd no1 teller wot 2 do! It annoys me 2 see ppl talk bout her tht way becuz u all no NOTHING! And 4 this guy huu finks hes it huu calles himself "D-Naro" U chat absolout B***S***, her "fake accent" err- yeah riyt! And since wen did she give the UK a bad neame??? Because if she is so bad, then how come so many people love her so much and rekon that she is the coolest most unique gall in the world! If u ask me, ppl like U give the uk a bad name by putting evry1 down just cuz u cant be as good as someone! U need 2 gt a life insteadof trying to hurt other ppls!

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  16. is fact? not a true/real one!
    are u a hater? show ur pic man

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  17. u need help get some help jk lol u rock

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  18. How have you not correctified all these comments? It must drive you bonkers?

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  19. No, it doesn’t drive me bonkers. But me? Oh yes, me it drives bonkers. Bonkers like a fox! A bonkers fox.

    I’m preserving the illiterate scrawl for our descendants and their panda overlords. I told Louise (Lady Sov) I’d keep the comments intact so long as they weren’t abusive because our mums know each other so we meet up occasionally. And I told my doctor recently that my persistent lying in comments is slowly coming under control too.

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  20. no im not a hater u fool

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  21. not a hater, its OK then :P
    sorry,dont be angry ay.

    u edit those pics urself?

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  22. hi lady watz up ya wkd we luv ya keep up te good wook luv daz x x x x x x x

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  23. id definitely bang lady sovereign. Thats all, her music kinda sucks but id bang her >.

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  24. hhii lady wats up i love ya muisc its wkd i can’t stop listin to ya muisc keep goin ? me email dazbreake@yahoo.com i talk to ya soon love dwabe x x x x

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  25. hi lady wats the story is dwane form dublin in ireland when ya coming to ireland i relly can’t wght 2 c ya ya the best plz let me know if ya coming 2 ireland me email dazbreaker@yahoo.com i use me nick name dazbreaker 4 break dancin ? but i 2 busy doin siging playin a giuter and teechin people 2 do break dancin 2 doin shows singing and gong 2 wales 10 time a year now wel i ave notin 2 say but try ya best to mail me so i talk 2 ya soon love dwane mwah x x x x

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  26. hi am such a fan of ur music i relly love ur music i like u so much lol (@) from yvonne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  27. shes fit, and thats it.

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  28. lady sovereign what is you msn email address so i can add you to my msn and i love you song i got you dancing and you are very good sing to so can you meet in england

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  29. Stop calling her nasty man.. she is the f**ckin best!

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  30. lol those pics are so halarious i love your songs so much hoope you make more

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  31. what is lady sov´s msn?? :)

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  32. MAKE WAY 4 THE S.O.V ;) just cause u cant understand her dont mean she bad she fit and she will win bb :P woop

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  33. Mark

    Isn’t it amazing that the illiterates don’t know when you’re taking the piss. And people say language isn’t important. I read a page load and think they’re hilarious.

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  34. ahh phuck dat shiet niqquh i luff lady sov she awesum as phucking sheet :x && tha "nursery rhymes" as yo pussy ass het put it is THEE shit ite? well u juss jeaulouse cuz she knoes how to spit that flow..
    peace

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  35. S O V is the best!! And the hottest rapper that I know .

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  36. meself found your site on Google Blogsearch and meself and read a few of your other posts.
    Yours Sincerly

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  37. those pictures arent even the real lady sovereign anyway, this is a hate article… you can go fuck yourself.

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    • Derek:

      1. Not a hate article, but thanks for understanding the internet.

      2. Those pictures really are of Lady Sovereign. Just not necessarily in the locations depicted. I’ve got some bad news for you: nothing in Star Wars really happened in a galaxy far, far away either. Sorry.

      3. I don’t need your permission to go fuck myself; I’m perfectly capable of seeking the permission of an adult for that.

      4. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on an article from eight years ago.

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