By now there are four people in Peru who haven’t been able to see all the latest Paris Hilton photos so this article, like all my articles, is primarily aimed at them for when they’re released by the rebels seeking independence and a return of Paddington.
Paris "Goshdarnit, I’m In The News Again" Hilton has recently had her phone cracked and all the stored pictures, email addresses, and phone numbers were leaked to that bane in Ms Hilton’s life: the internet.
Do you know anyone with a phone camera? You do! Well, does that person have nothing but 98,000 photos of themself stored in their phone’s memory? They don’t! Guess you don’t know Paris Hilton then. Now, I’m not saying she’s narcissistic, but the only other explanation I can think of is that she thinks you have to look at the small round lens to take a picture.
Paris is certainly one for self-promotion and I wouldn’t put it past her to have had this leak arranged but regardless of the outcome of all this I did make a discovery during my perusal of her personal portfolio: she could always make it as a model.
Look at the range!