This is not a man’s backside.
I know this because I took the photo and among my many photographic Rules Of Thumb (similar to Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition) is this little gem:
Rule Of Thumb #24: No men’s backsides! No! Curious is not a defence!
It’s actually part of this picture.
Naturally, though, I’m worried.
You see … I saw a man’s backside.
I hope I’m not turning fruity.