Not A Man’s Backside

This is not a man’s backside.

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I know this because I took the photo and among my many photographic Rules Of Thumb (similar to Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition) is this little gem:

Rule Of Thumb #24: No men’s backsides! No! Curious is not a defence!

It’s actually part of this picture.

Naturally, though, I’m worried.

You see … I saw a man’s backside.

I hope I’m not turning fruity.

Author: Mark

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20 Comments

  1. Nope I saw a backside too. I actually pushed my daughter away from the computer lol

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  2. Yes, but it’s probably okay for you to see a man’s backside. Hope the daughter didn’t suffer any serious injuries.

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  3. Ha, not only did I see a mans’ backside, but my husband glanced over my shoulder and asked "What are you looking at?"

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  4. Geez.. I saw a man’s backside too and then I realized it was a hand because the bum bits looked a bit odd.

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  5. I did not see a man’s backside, its not hairy lol!

    Why are you photographing your co workers?

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  6. Claire said …
    Why are you photographing your co workers?

    Because they’re there.

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  7. No, I did not see a backside. My first thought was a skinned elephant!. Now how is that for weird?

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  8. ettarose: I may be turning a little fruity but you’ve clearly got a whole bag full of problems of your own there.

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  9. Do they know your photographing them? Have you promised that you will make them famous?

    and this still does not look like a man’s arse, unless yours looks like this?

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  10. They do know. I promise nothing and always deliver!

    I will take your word for it that this looks nothing like a man’s arse based on the assumption that you’ve probably seen more of them than me.

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  11. Now you’ve only gone and SEO’d neonbubble for "men’s backsides" Mark!

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  12. I wasn’t worried about you Mark, until I had this thought…

    Did you see a mans backside only when you zoomed in on the wrist area (perfectly acceptable), or did you somehow think of a mans backside just from the original picture (worrisome)? This is an important clarification that you need to make.

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  13. Worry ye not! It was only during the process of seeing if there was a nice crop on the picture that the vision of a male posterior leapt out and assaulted my senses.

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  14. I was wondering if you were a belt swinging double butt crack freakshow??? Then I realised it just wasn’t hairy enough 😉

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  15. I was actually hoping for some Goatse.

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  16. Wow, I had to really look at that several times before I figured out what it was. Pretty good joke there!

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