It’s fallen on me to devise some signs for the toilets at work; someone keeps peeing on the floor and I’m risking serious injury by having to stand on tiptoes in positions that would make yoga masters furious with envy every time I require draining.
Now, I’m not claiming that I’ve never peed on the floor in the toilet. I have. I’m a man. It’s what we do. However, I do clean up afterwards. I’m a Virgo. It’s what we do. And now I’m trying to encourage my co-workers to use the loo in a more civilised manner using the power of graphic images and talking about it on the internet. I’m a nerd. It’s what we do.
That should just about cover most eventualities.