New Lease Available
This former Evans store is available for lease in North Street, Chichester. If you're a family-oriented business with one eye on a potential location in the West Sussex city then you might want to consider it before the flautist pictured here takes up permanent residence. Trained by the finest child-hating woodwindists of Hamelin she has been steadily honing her already superb talent for a couple of weeks now and the children of the area are slowly succumbing to her enchanting melodies; the young girl on the right of the picture can even be seen slipping into catatonia in this particular shot.
Personally, I hate children too and have no problems with a sharp decline in their numbers to flute-wielding women but I thought I'd highlight this business opportunity for anyone interested as a public service.
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