Humans Came From Bears

21 Jul 2007 16:54 by Mark

Darwin got evolution spot-on - you got a problem with that then you take it up with Richard Dawkins my friend. Well, almost spot-on. Please don't hit me Mister Dawkins sir. You see, humans evolved not from apes as we've all been led to believe, but rather from bears. Oh yes.

Riddle me this: what has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, a raincoat and a jar of marmalade in the evening, and a pair of wellies at night?

Man From Bear


I think I've made my point.


SU


Malice
Wait what?
24 Jul 2007 15:55
Babs
Um. Er. I think I'm too dopey to get this.

Well, I can at least see if I can get the math question right.
27 Jul 2007 10:54
Grazor
That is truly a breakthrough in scientific thinking Mark. Annoyingly I can't think of the name of that comedian - but I assume you've written this up and submitted it to Nature?
28 Jul 2007 07:02
Les
Jimmy Cricket
28 Jul 2007 10:05
Grazor
Hurrah - thanks Les, that's been bugging me all day!
28 Jul 2007 12:31
Grazor
Oh - Malice? I still can't get on your site. I can see it now, but register - no way - it just doesn't like me.
29 Jul 2007 14:26
Carrie
I cannot believe Jimmy Cricket is still alive or that I remember him.
30 Jul 2007 13:30
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