Gay Universe Movie Quotes

Homo AloneIf that plane leaves the ground and you’re not with him, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and over a frappuccino.

Cooee! Adrian! I did it!
Rocky II

You’re the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time in the wrong shoes with the wrong coat and what were you thinking when you asked for that haircut!?
Die Hard 2: Die Fabulouser

You had me at "Hello Sailor!"
Jerry Maguire

No, Luke. I am your father’s new boyfriend.
The Empire Minces Back

You’re only supposed to blow the bloody nails dry!
The Italian Job

I see dead skin.
The Sixth Sense

Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was pneumonia and other complications resulting from HIV/AIDS killed the beast.
Queen Kong

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’m in the middle of a Judy Garland marathon.
2001: A Space Odyssey

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. A two-for-one sale on angora sweaters off the shoulder of Orion. I watched an ABBA tribute band glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time … like tears in rain. Time to die.
Blade Runner

I’ll be ba-aack!
The Terminator

Bears and bears and bears, oh my!
The Wizard Of Oz

Pride ParadeI know what you’re thinking. "Did he go for the Ralph Lauren or the Pierre Cardin?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Tuesday, the most fabulous day in the world you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, bitch?
Dirty Harry

I feel the need – the need to exfoliate!
Top Gun

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates … it goes straight to your hips.
Forrest Gump

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take … our make-up!

Get your unmanicured paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Planet Of The Apes

A census taker once tried to test me. I scratched his eyes out, the brute.
The Silence Of The Lambs

Say hello to my little life partners!

Author: Mark

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  1. LOL This was a really cute post… I can almost see the scenes, replayed with the new lines… and it fits! Kudos to your creativity!

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  2. You mean Top Gun wasn’t supposed to be gay?

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  3. I think Top Gun slipped through a wormhole.

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  4. I think Top Gun’s slipped through a lot more than a wormhole

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  5. Yes, I really can see Aaaahnold camping it up in the Terminator movies:

    "Come with me if you want to REALLY live."

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  6. The term ‘blade runner’ sounds like a euphemism for homosexuality anyway. As in, "Have you seen that Dirty Harry? He’s a proper little blade runner, he is."

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