Exclusive Picture! Prince William Fighting In Asia

Posted by Mark on Mar 1, 2008 | 10 Comments

They’re calling him "Warrior King William!"

British Royal Prince William has been fighting in Asia since late December and has been directly involved in unarmed combat.

This new exclusive revelation follows on just hours after the exclusive revelation that Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report exclusively revealed exclusive revelations he’d read in two other media publications – Australia’s New Idea and Germany’s Bild – exclusively revealing Prince William’s brother Harry had also been fighting in the Asian region.

Prince William, a relative newcomer to the world of Muay Thai boxing, and second in line to the throne of Britain, has been a "rather smashing combatant" and "surprisingly adept at roundhouse sweeps."

Prince William is taking part in a tournament of amateurs in the Thai capital, Bangkok.

Ministry of Defense and Clarence House refuse all comment. Close friends have managed to keep the prince away from the local brothels and have encouraged fellow Brits on holiday in the region to stay quiet.

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10 Comments

Mar01

Tammy

OMG….you are hilarious!!!!

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Mar01

Math

He fights with a smile – he obviously learned that from the regular abuse he received from Prince Phillip as a child. Allegedly.

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Mar01

Babs

Goodness. He certainly doesn’t have any fashion sense–those trunks are SO 2006.

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Mar02

Mark

Tammy: Thankyou.

Math: The smile is actually a Muay Thai move called The Many Molars Of Menace and is designed to put off your opponent in combat. This is why Muay Thai champions are typically toothy.

Babs: But 2006 is the new black.

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Mar02

cheeba

zomg! Hey Mark! Glad to see you are still around and kicking. I have a LOT of catching up to do apparently. See ya around.

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Mar02

Mark

Stealth edit to cover up the fact you can’t remember how to use the internet … our little secret

CHEEBA IS BACK ON TEH INTERNETS!!1!

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Mar04

cheeba

Thank you Mark. It’s been so long. Is "I Can Has Cheezburger?" still popular? *out of touch*

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Mar04

Mark

No, it’s not. Currently, the big in-thing – and I think you know I’m not talking about my big in-thing here – is the resurging popularity of blinking text and sparkles in animated gifs. Retro is so hot right now.

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Mar04

Kevin

lol, too funny.

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Mar10

cheeba

Retro brings it back like chiropractors. Lovely!

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