Caution Horse

Author: Mark

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  1. howdy. good to see you are still around.

    so am i. unfortunately.

    baaahhh! my humps…

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  2. Well, well, well … what are the odds that Cheeba, the Angel of Despair should make a reappearance the day after I get burgled? Coincidences? I believe in coincidences; I just don’t trust them.

    So, where have you been and what have you been up to? You must have stories to recant by the bucketload. Like: why did you steal my laptop?

    Oh, forget that! You can keep the laptop. Good to see you’re still around. Are you going to reawaken your site? Or would you like a posting account on this one? Please say yes to one of those questions.

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  3. Ha ha ha. I’m terribly sorry to hear about your lappy buddy. But you know, you can always swing by njack and make yourself feel better knowing that your life doesn’t suck as much as mine. Like getting in a car accident on new year’s eve.

    And yessum, the beast has awaken. Rarrr!

    And if lack of motivation doesn’t strike me again, I’ll be sure to catch up on my canting, and recanting, and such.

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  4. Just when I thought I was down you pulled me back up.

    The women in your life are just awesome. Have you thought about a long-running sitcom based around your life and the crazed, maniacal loons you date? How I Strangled Your Mother?

    Seriously, though: the new drunk lawyer sounds like she might be a keeper.

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  5. Ditch the cat, buy a dog, feed it gunpowder, tell the dog the laptop is a cat carcus, put laptop under dog…when you aren’t using it. Simple.

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  6. Ha! My one and only goal in life is to stay out of prison. Anything else is optional. Now if you can ensure that I shall not have my butthole enlarged (by non-artificial means of course), then I’m all for it.

    As for an attorney, unless I’m facing a DUI case, I don’t think my new friend will be of any use to me.

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