Well, well, well … what are the odds that Cheeba, the Angel of Despair should make a reappearance the day after I get burgled? Coincidences? I believe in coincidences; I just don’t trust them.
So, where have you been and what have you been up to? You must have stories to recant by the bucketload. Like: why did you steal my laptop?
Oh, forget that! You can keep the laptop. Good to see you’re still around. Are you going to reawaken your site? Or would you like a posting account on this one? Please say yes to one of those questions.
Ha ha ha. I’m terribly sorry to hear about your lappy buddy. But you know, you can always swing by njack and make yourself feel better knowing that your life doesn’t suck as much as mine. Like getting in a car accident on new year’s eve.
And yessum, the beast has awaken. Rarrr!
And if lack of motivation doesn’t strike me again, I’ll be sure to catch up on my canting, and recanting, and such.
Just when I thought I was down you pulled me back up.
The women in your life are just awesome. Have you thought about a long-running sitcom based around your life and the crazed, maniacal loons you date? How I Strangled Your Mother?
Seriously, though: the new drunk lawyer sounds like she might be a keeper.
Ha! My one and only goal in life is to stay out of prison. Anything else is optional. Now if you can ensure that I shall not have my butthole enlarged (by non-artificial means of course), then I’m all for it.
As for an attorney, unless I’m facing a DUI case, I don’t think my new friend will be of any use to me.
#SaturdayFF For a while now our electric shower has cycled from scalding hot to ice cold when on the top power setting; we discovered this could be because of water flow, faulty thermistor, or faulty board. - »
It's fairly old - you can't buy that model any more - so I decided today to bite the bullet and buy a new electric shower with the same back plate fittings in order that I could easily replace it. - Mark H
I have just spent an hour or so disconnecting the old shower, cleaning the area, and putting in the new unit. There were a few swear words uttered but it's all in place now. - Mark H
Our nice, new, electric shower now cycles from scalding hot to a pleasant temperature which is an improvement but does indicate that I've just wasted money and time on what looks like it probably is a water flow problem after all. Arse. - Mark H
Dorothée Blanck on the set of "Lola", Jean-Paul Belmondo and Jean Seberg on the set of "À bout de souffle", and François Truffaut and Françoise Dorléac on the set of "La Peau douce". - Mark H
For our writers here on FF: "Here’s one way to become a better writer. Listen to the advice of writers who earn their daily bread with their pens. During the past week, lists of writing commandments by Henry Miller, Elmore Leonard (above) and William Safire have buzzed around Twitter. So we decided to collect them and add tips from a few other veterans — namely, George Orwell, Margaret Atwood, and Neil Gaiman." - Mark H
"Print this card on good heavy stock, or copy it with a pantograph, and follow the directions on the card. Then you can be as well-informed as the meteorologists on your local television stations, but without the need for toxic hair spray." - Mark H
"One year into the Great Depression, millions of Americans were turning to football to take their minds off unemployment, bread lines, debt and deflation. Despite the hardships of 1930, there was something to cheer about in New York." - Mark H
"[I]n New York City, Mayor Jimmy Walker had formed his own fund to help the unemployed. Walker hoped the Giants would be interested in playing an exhibition game for the benefit of his fund, so he met with Mara and some sportswriters to kick around ideas for a matchup that would capture the public’s imagination. “Why not Notre Dame?” one writer asked." - Mark H
howdy. good to see you are still around.
so am i. unfortunately.
baaahhh! my humps…
Well, well, well … what are the odds that Cheeba, the Angel of Despair should make a reappearance the day after I get burgled? Coincidences? I believe in coincidences; I just don’t trust them.
So, where have you been and what have you been up to? You must have stories to recant by the bucketload. Like: why did you steal my laptop?
Oh, forget that! You can keep the laptop. Good to see you’re still around. Are you going to reawaken your site? Or would you like a posting account on this one? Please say yes to one of those questions.
Ha ha ha. I’m terribly sorry to hear about your lappy buddy. But you know, you can always swing by njack and make yourself feel better knowing that your life doesn’t suck as much as mine. Like getting in a car accident on new year’s eve.
And yessum, the beast has awaken. Rarrr!
And if lack of motivation doesn’t strike me again, I’ll be sure to catch up on my canting, and recanting, and such.
Just when I thought I was down you pulled me back up.
The women in your life are just awesome. Have you thought about a long-running sitcom based around your life and the crazed, maniacal loons you date? How I Strangled Your Mother?
Seriously, though: the new drunk lawyer sounds like she might be a keeper.
Ditch the cat, buy a dog, feed it gunpowder, tell the dog the laptop is a cat carcus, put laptop under dog…when you aren’t using it. Simple.
Ha! My one and only goal in life is to stay out of prison. Anything else is optional. Now if you can ensure that I shall not have my butthole enlarged (by non-artificial means of course), then I’m all for it.
As for an attorney, unless I’m facing a DUI case, I don’t think my new friend will be of any use to me.