Melanie was shocked to discover her husband in the arms of another fish-beast but she took solace in the fact that they were both wearing protection.

In a disappointing end to the evening for Janice it turned out that Malcolm’s offer to show her his one-eyed monster was not a euphemism.

The studio engineer was a little funny-looking but the band had to admit he certainly knew what he was doing.

Martial arts classes became increasingly popular in the 1970s as more and more people became aware of the need to defend themselves against those who didn’t appreciate their love for all things plaid.

Hitler’s attempt to acquire advanced alien technology for Germany was rejected when his hand job failed to meet the standards of the Arcturan ambassador.

Not wanting to jeopardise their friendship, Craig decided to drop Ted a subtle hint after one too many odd looks from his study partner.

In the 1970s Emily supplemented her secretarial work with a job as a travelling test card for television repairmen.