Cable-On-Cable Action

Posted by Mark on Jun 4, 2008 | 5 Comments

Bored? Lonely? Like cables?

Tangled cables. Entering … sockets. Multiple insertions. Oooh, that’s gotta hurt!

Black, white, yellow, blue, orange, red. Interracial cable-on-cable action for you. And cable ties … for you filthy perverts.

Are you ready to experience 52 whole seconds of cables and backs of computers!?

Can you stand the excitement that just under a minute of explicit wiring contains?!

Do you want to see a brief flash of … my foot?!?!

Warning! The preceding video included the sound of my work colleague sneezing! Not for the faint of heart.

5 Comments

Jun04

haleyhughes

Wow. I think I need to be hosed down after that one.

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Jun05

Claire

Wow! That was fun……..

I saw some leg in jeans too, it was hot.

Do some proper work you lazy sod.

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Jun05

Mark

I always knew ladies liked the look of long leads.

Claire said …
Do some proper work you lazy sod.

Looking at a tangled mess of cables and crying is proper work.

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Jun05

Melissa

That is geek porn, you need to slap a rating on that one before you get in trouble.

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Jun08

Saltation

http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

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