At work we have AVG Antivirus installed across the network. In addition to allowing for endless hours of fun as a few of us schedule continuous full tests on a totally computer-illiterate marketing manager’s PC ("does anyone know why my machine is so slow?") AVG does a sterling job of protecting us from all the evil that abounds across the internet.
Some of its messages are a bit confusing though.
Test cannot be started because it already does not exist.
Whaaaa? Can’t. Get. Head. Round. Concept. Where’s Jean-Paul Sartre when you need him?