Alien Erotica

Via The Toast and the mind of Mallory Ortberg is a fantastically funny piece of Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body, featuring instantly recognisable yet unarguably disgusting acts of sexual intercourse such as:

They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.


Some sort of gel emerged.

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